Durty Clatty People

[Walloper]

This morning I am watching Freeview TV (No life Sharrapp.)

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"How Clean Is Your House?

Season 3 Episode 1 of 11
Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie get to grips with the chaotic home of the Fowler family from Derby, whose partying lifestyle and pampered pooches have taken priority over cleanliness and order. The dogs and three children are given full run of the house and the parents' lax attitude has rendered the place an embarrassing hovel which they dare not let other family members in."


How dirty can people let their home become?
Why does it take the telly to come around and show them?


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W-ireless A-rtificial L-ifeform L-imited to O-bservation P-eacekeeping and E-fficient R-epair

[Dragonfly]

I can never understand why someone house would be so dirty especially if they have kids in that mess. And further more I don't actually think they will keep it clean because they never cleaned it themselves obviously and don't know how to or how much work went into it. I cant understand why you would embarrass yourself on tv and get called a dirty bugger by the nation.

I would stand there and make them clean it themselves, will show them not to do it again. (as if)
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All the breast.
Muzza on Binge:
He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.

[Tarmacsurfer]

Come on man, I was expecting a marginally amusing rant about weegies.

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Having said that, you're watching freeview in the morning. You like battered marsbars and type a strange dialect. Ye're not a frigging soapdodger are you?
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I'm immortal. Well, so far.

[thegubner]

Walloper.


Shut up you sweaty!

[Walloper]

[thegubner]

[Tarmacsurfer]

You can stop now sweetie. I hadn't realised you poor deprived souls were so starved of wit and humour, nor that you skirt wearing wusses had such thin skin. "Jibes". Ye gods man, gentle banter and the Scotsman gets his sporran in a twist

To be fair, given the way you northern types massacre the spoken word (and written at times) then it's surely impressive that I even gleaned the words "soap" and "dodger" let alone cottoned on to the separation and capitalisation.

[Walloper]