Number plate slogan advice

[benjami]

I know there have been many topics on this..

But, I'm getting a new plate made for my nsr, as the old one is so old that it is made out of metal

I'd like a slogan on there, for a cheap giggle to those who see it.

I'm torn between "Rubber side down" and "brr ding ding ding brrrrrrr" - cos its a stroker and makes some funny noises.

Any one got any ideas, or preferences?

Thanks

[TheDonUK]

The best one i saw was 1.1 Litre Porche Eater on the back of a fightered slabby GSXR1100

I never really see the point, they always come across as a bit tacky IMHO.

Could a police CUNTstable having a bad day do you for it as well?

[nick606]

Ive not seen that many on the road but i like

"may the force not see you"

there loads of thread about them if you need more ideas.

[teampots]

mate had on his

"Screams like a Virgin"

was on the back of his bandit with race exhaust, always wanted one on mine but can never com up with a good slogan so have always left it
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[McGee]

Combined from all the other plate threads.

Loads of plate slogans:

'FUCTIFINO OWFASTAWOZGOIN OCIFFER'

'Orgasm Donor'

'Ridden well....report stolen.'

(upside down) 'If you can read this please flip me over'

'If you can read this... You've been overtaken.'

'I speed up for corners'

'If its got tits or pistons its going to be expensive!'

'The car in front is...In my way'

'The car in front is...A cunt'

'I slow Down for whores '

'I wish my wife was this dirty'

'leave later ride faster'

'don't think and drive'

'protected by violence.'

'ride it like you stole it'

'Catch me if you can copper'

'How's my riding? Call 0800 FUCK OFF'

'How's my riding? Phone 999'

'Hedge seeking missile'

'My other ride has tits'

'Valentino who?'

'Sorry, Did I just overtake you?'

'Engineered in Japan, re-engineered in England'

'You'll never take me alive pig!'

'Honk if you've never seen a gun fired from a moving bike'

'Bye bye gatso, see you in court'

'If you can read this you don't wank enough'

'You must cheat death to know you are alive'

'The voices made me do it'

'Only Dickheads read this slogan'

'Designed by a genius, ridden by a twat'

'One wheels enough'

'If you can read this I must have crashed'

'Tarmac Terrorist'

'Bye Bye GTI'

'Scooby Killer'

'The car in front is now behind'

'Now you see me, now you don't!'

'It is big and it is clever'

'Cool as penguin piss!'

'If you're not a haemorrhoid, get off my arse!'

'If I want you up my arse I'll kiss you first!'

'R.SEND'

'May the force not see you'

'Farkham Hall'

'Phastasphuk'

'0-casualty in 2.5 seconds'

'Look me up the pipes and tell me that you love me!'

'Rides better than your missus.... officer!'

'Life begins at 140mph'

'Nutty as squirrel shit'

'Hasta La Vista'

'You are the weakest link.... Goodbye!'

'Sorry, did I just overtake you?'

'Eat my fumes'

'The voices made me do it'

'Pocket rocket'

'My other ride is your wife'

'Warp factor 9 please, Mr Sulu.'

'If you think this is fast, wait until I realise the choke's still on'

'The car in front...is in my way!'

'Get a life....get a bike'

'Madder than a bag of badgers'

'Any closer and people will talk'

'Get off your mobile and race me'

'--- horses, one rider'

'It's MR DICKHEAD to you'

'Built to tilt'

'Fear is Fun'

'If you can read this you are faster than you look'

'HAVE A NICE DAY.......IN YOUR CAR'

'More grunt that a horny dog'

'Like the view? Get used to it'
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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[NSR Mick]

Mine is as in my sig.

On my FZR1000 I had Oi! Fireblade Outside Now!!
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[damz]

with people keep on stopping inces away from behind my bike at lights im tempted to have

"If you can read this FUCK OFF!"

[Ben.]

i just ordered a 1.5 x 6.5 plate

i dont think its big enough for a slogan


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[Richard_Schmid]

Similar to above, but someone had 'Scooby Slayer' on theirs.

[benjami]

Thanks guys, i'll probably be stealing one of Mcgee's

The plate will be standard lettering, and not too small so hopefully mr copper won't have a go.

[Endless Nameless]

Out of my mind- back in 5 minutes

I want that one...
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[pyx_e]

So, how small below legal can you go before a copper is going get intrested?
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Kawasaki: ER5, Versys, VN900.

[cestrian]

[Mr Nice Guy]

Bloke I know has "That'll be another 3 points then officer"

Funny, but probably not the smartest thing for a slightly wound up police to see!
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[st3v3]

Not seen: "Crashins proof your tryin", having that on my next bike.

McGee, a few of them were duplicated.

Also like 'built to tilt', but that's too easy.(no roundabout jokes thx)
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[tutton]

lmao
i want a honda just so i can have

"You Meet the Nicest People on a Honda"

haha

Or
"More smiles per hour"
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[Walloper]

How about,

'R Sol 4 Hire Call: (Insert your mobile No.)



I think it is illegal to have anything other than the name of the folk who made the plate which I think needs to be there too..... Bstrds@dvla.gov.uk

https://www.dvla.gov.uk/media/pdf/leaflets/v796.pdf
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[pyx_e]

"keen, mean, leaning machine"

I just thought that one up
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Kawasaki: ER5, Versys, VN900.

[KLR600]

I always fancied and Ogri quote on mine:

"Stuff everything, I've always got my bike"
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[Joeb46]

ive got " my other bike is a turbo busa" gets some good laughs seen as i ride a 50 lol
but yeah ive had other bikers chuckling at it oh and coppers.

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[the grim reaper]

They're all a bit tired but the funniest one I've ever seen was on a very old BSA and read:

'If you overtake me I'll follow you home and shit in your slippers'.

Kind of said it all.

Cheers

Grim
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[benjami]

[Kickstart]

[Walloper]

[Nixon]

or the old juvenile classic

If you read this you are gay

haha you all read it