Sat on the bog for two years

[killa]

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[Scouse]

Good god!

Hang on, if she was sat on the toilet then where was he going?

[Skudd]

It took two years before the boyfriend rang the emergency services to say there is something wrong with his girlfriend,

I would have dumped her a long time ago.
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[Eddie Hitler]

I bet she was like totally PISSED off.






Must have gotten quite messy down there, without the wiping and all..

[Dragonfly]

Indeed Scouce,Did they have two toilets or something? how did he go if she was stuck there 2 years? She not get any visitors? wtf 2 years to phone the ambulance! If she wanted to sit there or not after about a few hours I would have been on the phone to doctors and hospital! Sorry but it sounds like he was keeping her in there. Who would want to sit on a toilet for 2 years?

I am sure he wouldnt go if she dumped him, nore could she have got to a phone if she was stuck there to move.
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[Finglonga]

That's a bit of a $hitter!
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[Visitor Q]

Unless he taped her to the seat theres no way to confine someone in a room and still end up with passable atrophy and bed sores on the arse. She literally sat, slept and ate on that thing by the sounds of it. On the plus side, he could of bought anyone back to shag he liked... if she'd come out and caught him, it was just part of the plan to get her off the toilet

Seriously though, yanks
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[Eddie Hitler]

Anyone else think the first cop in the video looks like the cop from Superbad?

[colin1]

only in america
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