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 virus World Chat Champion

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 Posted: 14:08 - 18 Mar 2008 Post subject: out of action thanks to some chav scum. UPDATE |
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Im off the road now because of chav scum.
basically i was riding home from college to get some lunch ( i only live 3 miles from college and wanted to go home on my 3 hour break) so im riding down one of the side roads, which was covered in gravel and dust because of demolition work at the end of the street. I come around a corner, notice a group of suspiciously chavy lads and keep moving. one of them threw a rock at me (i suppose to try and get me to drop the bike so they could make off with it in the confusion). the rock hit me firmly in the shoulder, which made me almost drop the rs, thankfully I was used to gravel thanks to offroading on the CG so i managed to not bin it on the corner, and proceeded to bugger off pretty sharpish.
been to A+E and i have a bruised shoulder bone, and a chip in my collar bone. im currently in a sling and cant ride the bike. must have been adrenaline keeping me going, even though it smarted quite a bit.
so as a message to the chav scumbag, well done for throwing shit at me from your garden, know i know were you live....
Cheers
John ____________________ own: 81 xs1100g...
owned: 85 rat CG (sold), 91 GS500e (stolen), 84 gsx400f (scrapped), 81 z250 (siezed, siezed, scrapped), 83 cb250rs (sold), 84 gpz750r ratfighter (killed) 84gpz400 (sold), '80 cb650 ratfighter (wrote off) 95gsx6/12f ratfighter (killed) 91 xj900 (sold)
stinkwheel Well I just had my hands up a pigs fanny. Which makes your concerns pale into insignificance.
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 Shaane World Chat Champion

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Knock on his door
with your helmet on...
His mom answers 'hello'
You say...'Wheres the boy'
She says ' what boy'
you say 'THE BOY'
she gets her chav son for back up
you bruise his head with your helmet then give him his rock back.
The End.
Failing this I'd go to the police mate and tell them how it puts you out of work etc etc and string it along see what you can get from it  ____________________ EMRA Roadstock #92 - Paperwork Permitted.
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Quite a lot of the time
I think i may need to stop watching action films
As i get many ideas of them such as sky diving of a 65 floor sky scraper landing at the bottom and Mugging somebody who owns a Ford Fiesta B Reg
But this will never happen  ____________________ EMRA Roadstock #92 - Paperwork Permitted.
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If I was back mate your only like 30-40 mins from me.
I would be over a with a paintball gun and the car.
We would go hunting for that mofo and make him cry like a girly.
My paintball guns ain't weak and can empty a hopper amazingly quick
Then while he's on the ground crying give him a kicking. ____________________ ◙◙► K6 GSXR 600 ◄◙◙◙◙► K5 GSXR 1000 ◄◙◙◙◙► K5 GSXR 600 ◄◙◙◙◙► 96 RF600r ◄◙◙
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Its pronounced Jixxer! |
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Bloody sucks that! Something similar happened to me while riding through Collyhurst in Manchester. Couple of kids were stood at the side of the road and one just launched a cricket ball sized rock at me. Fortunately though it hit the shoulder pad of my leather jacket and although it stung I wasn't even bruised. Imagine if it'd hit me somewhere which was unprotected it could have hurt a great deal more. ____________________ Current Bikes - Kawasaki ZX-6R (636) | BMW G650GS |
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LoL, Down with crime
Up with porn  ____________________ EMRA Roadstock #92 - Paperwork Permitted.
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I'm not into smoking but the first bit doesn't sound half bad
I do generally think things would be better if there wasn't so many laws. ____________________ EMRA Roadstock #92 - Paperwork Permitted.
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Get a tankbag and fill it up with rocks. When they throw one at you go round the block, prepare yourself with handful and throw them at the scum
Or buy a gun and shoot it at him. They're supposed to be really easy to get these days. |
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 Shaane World Chat Champion

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LoL
Kal - We are abit off topic mate
i think we should give Virus some helpful advice.
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Virus, When your shoulder heals do you think it would be worth paying the kid a visit?
Not to be violent or anything just to explain what you are going to do if he doesn't apologize or something? ____________________ EMRA Roadstock #92 - Paperwork Permitted.
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Best thing I've ever heard you say Guv
Maybe you should do it to 'the wing mirror man'
Hows that going btw? ____________________ EMRA Roadstock #92 - Paperwork Permitted.
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Some of the people on this forum have mental issues
Just when you get back on the road,
next time you see him, jump off bike keys out and run after him? ____________________ Past: '05 Peugeot XPS '99 Aprillia RS125 '94 FZR600R
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And you say others have mental issues Tutton
What do you plan on doing to him? With a Key?
sawing through the guys throat? ____________________ EMRA Roadstock #92 - Paperwork Permitted.
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If we are on the lines of being Violent
Then people who dislike it stop reading here.
What you do is get a chainsaw or a portable angle grinder chase the kid for a good 30 mins so he is tired and can't scream as loud.. then you slowly approach him with your angle grinder/chainsaw laughing psychotically to yourself and as the young lad is urinating down his own leg you ram the chainsaw/angle grinder into the wall next to him. Then squirt tomatoe sauce all over him as he thinks he gashed/wounded he will scream quite loud... Then you laugh.. walk off and its evens until he throughs another rock at you.
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 18 years, 27 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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