Dewsbury Lasses

[warped one]

Well to I went to Dewsbury today with work. I got there at about 9.30 and left at 5.00.

The job did not bother me just a bit of mastic on the market signs. Just a nice easy day. We spent quite a bit of time, just walking around the shops looking at random stuff.

Now this is not meant to offend anyone who lives there, but oh my god how bloody well ugly are the lasses, out of the must of been hundreds i saw, there was only one good looking one, who was in subway, she was a nice tall blonde piece. All the others were either fat and ugly, or just disgusting.

When I got back into Grimsby I was looking at the lasses, after a while I came to realise that even though most of the Grimsby lasses are young mums they are in fact extremely fit compared to the dogs that reside in dewsbury.

Cheers

Warped
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[MattHirst]

Lucky you, you don't have to live in Dewsbury!

Dewsbury has quite a lot of asians aswell. But what white females there are, they are either prostitutes, drug users (or both lol) or just total dogs. So yes, i do agree with you there

Aren't much better in Bradford, Huddersfield or Wakefield. You get some nice students in Leeds but thats about it
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It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt, then it's bloody hilarious!!!

[warped one]

[MattHirst]

I aren't a racist either, but i despise asians that come over here and don't contribute to the country and abuse our system and get free housing, benefits etc.....and then get child credit stuff for their family of 30 kids back over in pakistan (or where ever they come from)

And yet they still seem to drive around in 60 grand mercs

But please don't let this lead to a debate about asians!
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It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt, then it's bloody hilarious!!!

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[Mister James]

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[chris-red]

I thought all northen bird where ugly
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[warped one]

Chris they mostly are but compared to that place, Grimsy ones are gorjus, trust me lol.

[Shay HTFC]

To be fair, walk around any town centre during normal daylight hours and you get all the weirdos who are on the dole etc. All the nice looking ones (who generally tend to not be doleites) are working.

Although saying that, it is the Easter holidays. Maybe there should be some 6th form totty about?
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[Phoenix]

Dewsbury's got Karen Matthews, who makes Shrek look like a supermodel, but I bet you still would Warped one.

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[JonB]

You said that you could drink 1000 pints and not be drunk, yet you would shag someone from Grimsby.

I think you will find you are most definately drunk.
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[thegubner]

PICTURES MOTHER FUCKA, where do you find them?

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