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Bendy
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PostPosted: 14:30 - 09 Feb 2003    Post subject: Cannibalism!!! Reply with quote
This thought popped into my head last night when i couldnt sleep.... dunno why. So, with apologies to the faint hearted, here it is:

"If the BCF lot were trapped atop a snowy mountain with no supplies and no hope of rescue, who would we eat first?" Shocked
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Robby
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PostPosted: 14:38 - 09 Feb 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote
G. we dont need to shave him first.

or zim, plenty of meat on the fat boy.
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G
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PostPosted: 14:46 - 09 Feb 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote
robby. because he's the first one to suggest anybody else Razz

Though if you eat me the THC in my blood stream will probably make you hungrier Very Happy
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Demonic69
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PostPosted: 14:46 - 09 Feb 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote
Podge! Could keep us going for ages
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TiN
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PostPosted: 15:03 - 09 Feb 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote
Well, NOT Zak 'cos he's all skin n' bones...and as G says, if we eat him, we'll all have the munchies for a while Razz

...hmm...touch choice...
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McJamweasel
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PostPosted: 15:07 - 09 Feb 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote
Demonic - hes the biggest!

Or anna - cos we all know shes tasty!* Rolling Eyes


*Sorry anna!
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Bendy
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PostPosted: 15:28 - 09 Feb 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote
G's too useful to eat.

I reckon we eat Luke first... young and tender.
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G
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PostPosted: 16:06 - 09 Feb 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote
McJamweasel wrote:

Or anna - cos we all know shes tasty!* Rolling Eyes



No decent meat though.. same for vicky...
/me avoids making further dodgy jokes Laughing
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zaknafien




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PostPosted: 17:00 - 09 Feb 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote
the dumb git that got us stuck up the mountain Smile
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Ste
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PostPosted: 17:08 - 09 Feb 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote
zaknafien wrote:
the dumb git that got us stuck up the mountain Smile


now thats the first clever suggestion... (unless it was me, cos im shit at map reading/ finding places Razz )

and shotgun thier bike Razz

dunno who i would eat first... maybe whoever first washed most recently Rolling Eyes
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Ropehead
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PostPosted: 17:09 - 09 Feb 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote
we should EAT SARAH for bringing up this silly idea
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Bendy
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PostPosted: 18:19 - 09 Feb 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote
i'm too high in cholesterol, bad for your arteries.
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Phoenix
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PostPosted: 18:30 - 09 Feb 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote
Simple.... Roast Goose Laughing
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Scotty
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PostPosted: 18:56 - 09 Feb 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote
Phoenix wrote:
Simple.... Roast Goose Laughing


I agree with that Wink Laughing
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MarsBar
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PostPosted: 19:23 - 09 Feb 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote
Phoenix wrote:
Simple.... Roast Goose Laughing


/Me waits for someone to suggest MarsBar Rolling Eyes

Or some ScoobySnacks Laughing
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retrofly
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PostPosted: 19:31 - 09 Feb 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote
hi
:s im not young and tender, im young and fat. I reckon keith, cause hes an old git and mabey if we eat him we will aquire sum of his great knowlage Very Happy

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Scooby
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PostPosted: 19:38 - 09 Feb 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote
Marsbar wrote:
/Me waits for someone to suggest MarsBar Rolling Eyes

Or some ScoobySnacks Laughing


Oi nobody get eating me! I think we should all just try and get off the mountain to be honest Very Happy Although if push came to shove... it'd have to be... zim for what he did to me at RnB last year Laughing
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McJamweasel
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PostPosted: 20:00 - 09 Feb 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote
retrofly wrote:
hi
:s im not young and tender, im young and fat. I reckon keith, cause hes an old git and mabey if we eat him we will aquire sum of his great knowlage Very Happy

Luke


No - all gristle! Very Happy
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Kickstart
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PostPosted: 21:14 - 09 Feb 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote
McJamweasel wrote:
retrofly wrote:
hi
:s im not young and tender, im young and fat. I reckon keith, cause hes an old git and mabey if we eat him we will aquire sum of his great knowlage Very Happy

Luke


No - all gristle! Very Happy


Yep, and too much hair

Besides what do I want to go up a mountain for?

All the best

Keith
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Mrs_Hippy
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PostPosted: 23:31 - 09 Feb 2003    Post subject: Re: Cannibalism!!! Reply with quote
It would be me - there is enough on me to feed a small army and the fat would help keep eveyone warm. Why do you think the eskimos chew blubber?

EvilBendy wrote:
This thought popped into my head last night when i couldnt sleep.... dunno why. So, with apologies to the faint hearted, here it is:

"If the BCF lot were trapped atop a snowy mountain with no supplies and no hope of rescue, who would we eat first?" Shocked

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TiN
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PostPosted: 00:09 - 10 Feb 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote
Scooby will act as both food and drink...especially with the constantly high level of alcohol content in his bloodstream! Laughing
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G
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PostPosted: 00:12 - 10 Feb 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote
<obvious joke>or we could open up a tin</obvious joke>

Razz
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kev
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PostPosted: 00:24 - 10 Feb 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote
bendy please seek help
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Scotty
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PostPosted: 00:31 - 10 Feb 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote
G wrote:
<obvious joke>or we could open up a tin</obvious joke>

Razz


Very good! Wink
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Viper
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PostPosted: 02:20 - 10 Feb 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote
I think i would have to eat the Korn. Twisted Evil

High in carbohydrate, keep us going for days!

And, as he normally fails to appear for most of our normal social gatherings, his absense at the top of the snowy mountain shouldnt be too significant!! Razz


Twisted Evil Sorry hun!! Wink
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