Cannibalism!!!

[retrofly]

[craigT19]

lol eat zimma....loads of burgers on him we wouldnt have to bother eating ne1 else...would be like an all you can eat buffet
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[Korn]

[TiN]

How abouts some Lancashire Stew
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[Guest]

Jimbo J or Stephen. There is no way I could be stuck up a mountain listening to them talking shit!!!

[Ste]

haha, it wouldnt be guest cos instead of talking shit, he tastes of shit, in fact, i think he is a shit

and i think this thread has just turned into who can make jokes outta everyones nicks

/me raises the questions again why we are up the mountain

[Bendy]

we were in a hypothetical plane flying to a hypothetical destination and we crashed on the hypothetical mountain.

[TiN]

In that case, we could jump onto our hypothetical snowboards and, er, get down the mountain (sorry dudes, not too familiar with snowboarding lingo)
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[Korn]

[WildGoose]

in that case, i hypothetically didnt board the plane, shame

but enjoy your mountain
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So in other words, he stopped you for being flagrantly in posession of a motorcycle in direct contravention of the Hippies, Darkies and People Whose Face I Don't Like The Look of (Police Powers) Act. 1976

[kev]

i could have my bread maker i never leave home without it
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20:02:36 Jammy-R6: any holes a goal
20:02:48 kev: even if its a hairy mans arse
20:02:56 Jammy-R6: hell yes

[Bendy]

i hypothetically forced you all at gunpoint (with my hypothetical gun) to board the hypothetical plane

[McJamweasel]

And no ones mentioned eating jam or weasel - Im dissapointed in you all!
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[Kickstart]

[retrofly]

[Stew]

[Demonic69]

We could cable-tie Zak up and snowboard down on him
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Back on a Blade. Just feels so right.

[Scooby]

Leave me out of this, I will be passed out somewhere with my hypothetical bottle of vodka and let you all sort it out.
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A big enough hammer fixes anything!

[Mrs_Hippy]

Well if they eat me then I wont be able to make sure you dont swallow your own tounge this time.....

[Scooby]

This is true... everyone eat... the airplane food
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[Kickstart]

[Scooby]

lol I have tried airplane food, although I normally only eat the bread roll and the jam... and biscuits if you get any. All the rest is crap and god knows what they've done to it, I watched a program once and the airline crew did some terrible shit to some of the food, like piss in people's tea and put 'bodily fluids' in the mashed potato Anyway, I would be fine, I always carry fruit winders with me, always thinkin' see, always thinkin'
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[TiN]

[Mrs_Hippy]

When we whent to bulgaria we got fog bound for about 24 hours and all they fed us was hard bread rolls with no butter and I thought it was an improvement on the usual food
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