Mother ucking C**ts

Deano · World Chat Champion Joined: 17 Feb 2003 Karma :

Last nite on my way to meet a friend, I was on my bike and around feltham, sunbury area the traffic was at a standstill, which seemed really weird, so I was spent about 10 miles just filtering all this stand still traffic. As i was coming up to some lights in the far distance i was doing about around 20mph on the right at the traffic not a silly speed i know that for sure I suddenly saw a lexus turn on his right indicater and just dart right in front of me, I slam my brakes on but to no avail it was too late and I went head on into the side of this car and nearly got thrown over the top down to th fact that the bike swung round hit the car again and caught my foot and crunched it between the car and bike....... Evil or Very Mad

so I'm now on friggin crutches and there is so much damage too my bike Evil or Very Mad

and i just know Im gonna get the blame for this as the fucking witness and driver i hit were complete dickheads, I nearly fucking lamped the witness in th fucking temple coz the cunt was getting on my tits, saying shit like leave the bike were it is, it has to be seen by police for evidence, calling me an ambulance wen I told him within seconds that I didnt need one and just generally running around in a panic, what a twat!
So now to avoid insurance rocketing I have to ring the prick and lick his ass and offer to pay for the damage! Evil or Very Mad

Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt and fucking Cunt! as you can see my language is going to be quite colourful over the next few weeks....
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Danny · Ask Me About Stoppie School Joined: 26 Jan 2003 Karma :

Unlcuky there mate, hope you get it sorted.

Mr C · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 Feb 2003 Karma :

Dean

there are cunts and then there are cunts that drive Lexus Evil or Very Mad

bad luck mate .. your ankle/foot will heal, the bike can be fixed

I'm just glad you walked (or limped Wink

away) .. I know people who haven't

I remember one of my mate's doing something very similar to the Lord Mayor of Newcastle's Rolls Royce on a CX500 so you can imagine the damage was significant and I think he ended up footing the bill..... so look on the bright side there's always someone done worse... Wink

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TiN · Pocket Tin Joined: 14 Feb 2002 Karma :

Shit, unlucky man Sad

So what is the exact damage to yourself and the bike?...good job that you're completely legal, eh? Wink

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G1_ · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 May 2002 Karma :

Ouch man!

At least another cager has learnt (hopefully, but probably not) to check their mirrors every now and again!

That really sux. Hope your foot/ankle gets better soon and that you sort something decsent out with insurence etc...

JimboJ · Manc Pikey Joined: 23 Aug 2002 Karma :

some good news for you man, my grandad did that to a ped rider and he got the blame. dont say youll pay for it. NEVER ACCEPT BLAME. if he pulled out on you its his fault. it took 6 month to get the blame off my grandad. he obviously didnt look in his mirrors so you are in the clear i think.
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Scotty · Scooter Boi Joined: 31 Jul 2002 Karma :

i dont think his having any luck the past month or so.
i think his becoming more danger prone than jimbo...

no wait i dont think you can do that Wink

sorry about people not co op.
I mean if you say, i need an ambulance. then its your account. not another persons.
how can they tell anything if / unless there a doctor. which the chances are minimal.

sometimes its the way thing are though mate.

its life.

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Deano · World Chat Champion Joined: 17 Feb 2003 Karma :

my foot is orrible its swollen big, pruple and blue looking. my bike is fucked I know have to replace all the fairing the only bit that survived was the tail and me fucking crash Mushrooms made the fucking worse Shocked

cunt I only just fitted them.
I dont know whether to call it quits now Crying or Very sad

and start thinking about getting a steel box, but I know my heart will bleed everytime I see a bike, so the idea of making my beloved into a streetfighter is seriously stirring in my head Rolling Eyes

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JimboJ · Manc Pikey Joined: 23 Aug 2002 Karma :

after that mingy little crash??? sorry but thats nothing i must protest! i got a car after my crash but that was cos my family was throwing money at me. everytime i saw a bike i almost cried. everyone around me seemed to get a bike like the world was against me. i know my goose aint much(in fact its a piece of shit Evil or Very Mad

) but it gives me the feeling of a bike once again.
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PsychoHippy · Jammy Git Joined: 01 Jul 2002 Karma :

Dean, what Jimbo said is correct! - amazing I know.
From your description, you were progressing down the outside of a line of traffic, and not inbetween two lines going in the same direction (am I right there?). If this is the case, what you were doing was perfectly legal. The Lexus driver pulled out without looking (driving without due care), causing you to hit him. That makes it his fault. In a situation like this, as long as your bike is legal ALWAYS insist on Police presance before you move the bike as it will help your case, and NEVER EVER admit liability.
Oh, and don't let a small accident put you off riding, you will regret it.

G1_ · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 May 2002 Karma :

One thing about you english makes me laugh. If you have an acident everyone leaves everything as is until police get there to sort it out. Result large trafic jams etc. In RSA if the accident isn't cleared within 5 min everyone starts hooting there horns and shouting obscenities out the window. Even if they do wait for the police to arrive they tend to just ram the cars off the road with big trucks.
lol, the good ol south african way...

Deano · World Chat Champion Joined: 17 Feb 2003 Karma :

I dont want to get rid of my bike I just feel Im not having the best of luck since I bought the thing....
It fucking feels like GOD or whoever is saying, dont ride a bike! Confused

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PsychoHippy · Jammy Git Joined: 01 Jul 2002 Karma :

andrew · Mister Road Rage Joined: 03 Feb 2002 Karma :

Im sorry to hear about your crash dean. Hope you and the bike get well soon! How bout keeping the bike and going easy for a bit? Rolling Eyes

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SHIT, sorry to hear that man, hope you are not too hurt. I don't think you should stop riding if you like it so much. Claim off the cunts insurance as it sounds as though it is his fault. Twisted Evil

kevo · Cop Seeking Missile Joined: 26 Aug 2002 Karma :

Sorry to hear about that, hope you and bike are ok.

So long as you were on your side of the road whilst filtering then you should be ok.

Don't give up biking , perhaps it was his fault , perhaps yours. Just always expect the unexpected.

Regards,
Kevo.

Major_Grooves · The Doctor Joined: 10 May 2002 Karma :

So what exactly are the filtering rules? Are they actually written down somewhere?
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Deano · World Chat Champion Joined: 17 Feb 2003 Karma :

Major grooves I wouldnt mind knowing that too!
I wasnt driving stupidly I am a sensible person when it comes to riding my bike Its my pride and joy I dont want to scratch it let alone fuk it up like I have they guy pulled out on me there was nothing that I could do and Andrew Im still coming round saturday to help you and also give my a bit fix while Im at it too...
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Dean Stone #777
EMRA 2012 final standings, Formula 600s 3rd, Superstock 600s 3rd.
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Ste · Not Work Safe Joined: 01 Sep 2002 Karma :

Shit man. Thats sucks Sad

Not really any advice I can say which hasnt been said tbh

Just get back on asap Very Happy

Fairing should be able to be picked up nice and cheaply from some breakers

Demonic69 · The Pink Rhino Joined: 31 May 2002 Karma :

There are no filtering rules Very Happy

It's classed as overtaking.
let him know that if you go through ur insurance it'll go knock for knock and he''l still end up paying. They can't blame you at all.
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M1ke · Ped Boi Joined: 11 Jun 2002 Karma :

they should include filtering i your cbt in my opinion! it took me months to get the guts to try it, the first few times feels really good Cool

If there are any police cars in the queue of traffic though i dare not filter past them incase i am breaking the law or something! definately not sure about it.

Im sorry to hear about your bike Sad

it looks very very nice in your avatar, i hope you get it fixed nice and quickly ready for the sun Razz

Kris · World Chat Champion Joined: 03 Feb 2002 Karma :

unlucky mate Confused

Best bet may be to arrange for each of you to pay your own damages. Then you can just slap some straight bars on the bike, along with a small streetfighter 'token' headlight and practice some stunts Very Happy

hope it all works out.
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Demonic69 · The Pink Rhino Joined: 31 May 2002 Karma :

The 1st time I did it I followed another biker till I got used to it.
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Mr C · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 Feb 2003 Karma :

It is a grey area. I have ridden with police riders who have advised me that it's ok as long as it's sensible and you maintain a steady speed, like 5mph so that you can stop if some arse pulls out on you or if you do hit them you won't do any harm.

But you MUST watch out for stuff like double whites and zig-zags, even at 5mph if you're filtering you are still overtaking and therefore a prime target for a nicking. It was the one thing he warned me about before the ride.
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TiN · Pocket Tin Joined: 14 Feb 2002 Karma :

I doubt that the training schools will be able to get insurance for teaching filtering Confused

I assume that you really mean that filtering should be taught in general? 'cos the whole point of Compulsory Basic Training is to ensure that you're fit to be a general motorist...and I dunno about other ppl, but when I did my CBT I was *completely* new to riding bikes, so filtering probably would've been too overwhelming for me Neutral

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