The Apprentice

[Phoenix]

Full of the thickest, most stupid, ignorant, foul mouthed pratts i've ever seen, how can they possibly be the best of anything. Having watched this weeks one the whole lot are just a total waste of space (they all were, they've just concentrated them down to the worst now), does anyone actually believe this show is anything other than a human pratt parade?

Could find more intelligent people with more common sense managing KFC

[Itchy]

It wouldn't be entertaining though would it (don't watch) if it was lots of sensible well educated well rounded intellegent people.
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[Shay HTFC]

It'd be interesting to see whether any of them ever get employed beyond the 1 year contract?

Wouldn't surprise me if the BBC just stumped up £100,000 so the prize seemed something, cos Alan Sugar surely wouldn't normally employ any of those airheads?!
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[Pie-Roe]

Maybe he just likes having a new tea bitch every year?

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[WildGoose]

The one show I enjoy watching, even if it is car crash TV I physically struggle to look at the screen at points. Confrontational stuff generally makes me uncomfortable.

It should be obvious that they pick the people who will make the best TV, rather than the best candidates, because if they don't this country is in more trouble than we realise.

Having said that, its amazing how many sales people you will meet who carry on precisely as those muppets on the apprentice do, and also think they are gods gift to sales. With all the nonsense sales buzz words and stuff.

Boasting how great they are, saying how they could crack anything, and sell to anyone. Just to watch them bollocks it all up in fine style 15 mins later on the show.

A classic moment, the small man who looked like the little britain guy, said something along the lines of "had my first house at 19, second house at 21, now at 24 i've got my porche". To compensate for your height and insecurity, yes. What a cock!

And they are all like that! I struggle with the concept that what these people do, could be considered a vocation.

The whole thing should be an eye opener to anyone who fancies themselves as a faux trendy, high flying, fast living, london commuting, starbucks drinking, bullshit talking, yuppie type twat.
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[JonB]

Raef to win though, what a complete legend.
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[WildGoose]

Legend definition please.
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So in other words, he stopped you for being flagrantly in posession of a motorcycle in direct contravention of the Hippies, Darkies and People Whose Face I Don't Like The Look of (Police Powers) Act. 1976

[Kris]

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[Phoenix]

Raef? The spoken word is his tool apparently. Only need one word out of that sentance to describe him though really.

I'll agree it's sort of fun but also unbearable to watch which is why I watch it, I just like the end where Alan Sugar lays into them as he's not stupid and at least always says what everyone else is thinking. But if they're all so excellent at their jobs I don't see why they'd be dying to get a 100K job with him, as presumably 'the best sales person in europe' would be earning at least 100K with commissions and the like already, and so far the employment life expectancy of an Apprentice is less than a year.

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