Mates: i just robbed my mates beer. :-)

[thx1138]

Mates:

He is away, I a walking his dogs. Dogs akip, walked, fed, waterted, shat.

I ran out of beer. Commando was on the telly, and I felt all nostalgic, for a shitty 80's film. So I went round, let meself in emptied his fridge of beer, downed a few till the ad break then came back with the rest of them.


I'll buy them back in the morning, and replace them, but even if he'd come home early, he'd not of minded.

Mates....

for everything else there is Barclaycard

[McGee]

Man Commando is the definition of cool.

You only wish you could take out a whole militia with an m60 that holds a few bullets yet shoots for ages.

Also an ak that never needs to be reloaded.

And be able to take a grenade and walk away with a limp.
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[TUG]

The OP is made of fail, now hang your head in shame! Also, you never take another mans beer! EVER!
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