I am going to hell.

Fisty · Super Spammer Joined: 11 Apr 2007 Karma :

After work today on the way home I was filtering through traffic ( I wasnt going fast 10mph max) when a pedestrian came from between two stationery vans.

It was too late for me to react and I clipped her. I stopped immediately, got off the bike and helped her to her feet.

It only turned out to be a nun. Im so going to hell for this!

She was absolutely fine ( so she said ) I gave her all my details and asked if she wanted to call the police but she said it was her fault and was fine.

I feel so giulty now Sad

she looked so frail, but even the van driver said she didnt look and I had no time to react.

Look out for the nuns peeps they be dangerous!
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kitty kat · World Chat Champion Joined: 20 Jun 2007 Karma :

At least it wasn't a kitten you hit Laughing

You stopped and helped her, so maybe you have redeemed yourself. as she said, it was her fault for not looking, and obviously god was not looking after her at that moment.
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Kal · World Chat Champion Joined: 02 Jan 2007 Karma :

I'd say he was. Mr Fisty was behaving, she didn't get hurt and Mr Fisty is gentleman enough to go back and make sure she was alright.

I think god was just suggesting she should look out for traffic... Thumbs Up

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The Artist · Super Spammer Joined: 06 Jan 2008 Karma :

why is this funny??

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The Artist · Super Spammer Joined: 06 Jan 2008 Karma :

might have something to do with a nun and a motorbike being in the same sentence??????

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Nufkamp · Traffic Copper Joined: 15 Jul 2007 Karma :

Look on the bright side. You were in shock after all, and it might have only been a penguin Very Happy

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Pete. · Super Spammer Joined: 22 Aug 2006 Karma :

Say twenty Hail-Marys and gargle with holy water and you'll be fine for a trip up-stairs Wink

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DMan · Nova Slayer Joined: 22 Dec 2007 Karma :

She admitted liability and you didnt take the opportunity to make a few bob, you surely are a Saint Karma

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Fisty · Super Spammer Joined: 11 Apr 2007 Karma :

Well I have reported it to the police and given them the van drivers details too, cant be to carefull!

She looked like she was around when jesus was alive just hope i didnt hurt the old dear Sad

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Pete. · Super Spammer Joined: 22 Aug 2006 Karma :

Ariel Badger · Super Spammer Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Karma :

Did you cop a feel? I ended up with a nun's tit in my hand in the Gaza Strip in 1986, I still get wood thinking about it.
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Fisty · Super Spammer Joined: 11 Apr 2007 Karma :

Jenkinz · Scooby Slapper Joined: 08 Feb 2008 Karma :

Damn nuns, always causing trouble Mad

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Kal · World Chat Champion Joined: 02 Jan 2007 Karma :

Ariel Badger · Super Spammer Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Karma :

It was at a passport point and the bloody Israelis were going to close the border on us so it was a free for all to get a stamp on your passport. I thrust my arm forward the let them understand that her Imperial Majesty wished that I be given free passage into their shyt hole of a country. I suddenly realised than something firm yet yielding and encased in hairy hessian was occupying my palm so I gave a squeeze. The nun was from Lebanon and very pretty and gave me a very nice smile.
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and · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Sep 2007 Karma :

DMan · Nova Slayer Joined: 22 Dec 2007 Karma :

errrr....... WTF Shocked

I hope those are lyrics and you didnt just sporn all that randomly?
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DMan · Nova Slayer Joined: 22 Dec 2007 Karma :

"worrying" was more in my mind Laughing

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