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PostPosted: 00:05 - 15 Jun 2008    Post subject: Daily Heil: Taliban turns cannabis into heroin Reply with quote

Daily Mail

They've got Harriers blowing up the worlds largest drugs haul, 237 tons of cannabis.

Which if split into £20 eighth bags would be worth £225 million because that's obviously what you do if you've got hundreds of tons of cannabis. As that's only 200,000,000+ baggies to weigh out. Wink

But the article goes on, they tell us how "Officials believe the area - near to the Taliban stronghold of Quetta in Pakistan - was turning dried cannabis leaves into heroin."

So there you have it, you can actually turn cannabis leaves into heroin!! Shame they had to go dropping bombs on it happening as otherwise the world would have been able to learn about this process to turn cannabis is heroin. Wink
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PostPosted: 00:24 - 15 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

i wonder how many local people got high from the smoke of the burning weed Laughing

reminds me of this Laughing

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PostPosted: 16:41 - 16 Jun 2008    Post subject: Re: Daily Heil: Taliban turns cannabis into heroin Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
Daily Mail

They've got Harriers blowing up the worlds largest drugs haul, 237 tons of cannabis.

Which if split into £20 eighth bags would be worth £225 million because that's obviously what you do if you've got hundreds of tons of cannabis. As that's only 200,000,000+ baggies to weigh out. Wink

But the article goes on, they tell us how "Officials believe the area - near to the Taliban stronghold of Quetta in Pakistan - was turning dried cannabis leaves into heroin."

So there you have it, you can actually turn cannabis leaves into heroin!! Shame they had to go dropping bombs on it happening as otherwise the world would have been able to learn about this process to turn cannabis is heroin. Wink


mate... are you being sarcastic? Confused because cannabis and heroin are the same!
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PostPosted: 17:01 - 16 Jun 2008    Post subject: Re: Daily Heil: Taliban turns cannabis into heroin Reply with quote

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mate... are you being sarcastic? Confused because cannabis and heroin are the same!


Err, they aren't.

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PostPosted: 17:29 - 16 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh god, the sarcasm, my head, it hurts, owww... Sad
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PostPosted: 21:44 - 16 Jun 2008    Post subject: Re: Daily Heil: Taliban turns cannabis into heroin Reply with quote

UrbanRacer wrote:
mate... are you being sarcastic? Confused because cannabis and heroin are the same!


except one comes from the cannabis plant and the other opium poppies. Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:54 - 16 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why I refer to this paper as the daily fail Wink . I think my mate must write for them, he once said the following, whilst we were watching road wars or something like that ....Picture the scene, sat there in the arm chairs, someone has just been busted for having heroin, the commentator says "this man was busted for having heroin a known hard drug." My mate turns to me and says with a confused look on his face...."How is heroin a hard drug, its a liquid?"

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PostPosted: 00:00 - 17 Jun 2008    Post subject: Re: Daily Heil: Taliban turns cannabis into heroin Reply with quote

UrbanRacer wrote:
mate... are you being sarcastic? Confused because cannabis and heroin are the same!

Laughing No they're not. Laughing
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PostPosted: 00:25 - 17 Jun 2008    Post subject: Re: Daily Heil: Taliban turns cannabis into heroin Reply with quote

UrbanRacer wrote:


mate... are you being sarcastic? Confused because cannabis and heroin are the same!


https://buffalopundit.wnymedia.net/blogs/files/2007/10/fail.jpg

You /must/ be confused with turning cocaine to crack cocaine. Weed can only get turned into hash (and delicious brownies Drooling)
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PostPosted: 08:23 - 17 Jun 2008    Post subject: Re: Daily Heil: Taliban turns cannabis into heroin Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
UrbanRacer wrote:
mate... are you being sarcastic? Confused because cannabis and heroin are the same!

Laughing No they're not. Laughing


yes they are, If i could be bothered i would prove you wrong
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PostPosted: 08:32 - 17 Jun 2008    Post subject: Re: Daily Heil: Taliban turns cannabis into heroin Reply with quote

Seriously - they're not.
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PostPosted: 08:48 - 17 Jun 2008    Post subject: Re: Daily Heil: Taliban turns cannabis into heroin Reply with quote

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yes they are, If i could be bothered i would prove you wrong


Please do, genuinely I'm interested in hearing this.
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PostPosted: 10:46 - 17 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does it work the other way round too? I can get loads of cheap shitty skag around here but can't get hold of any decent weed.
If i buy the skag, how do i convert it back to weed?
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PostPosted: 11:00 - 17 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

mistergixer wrote:
Does it work the other way round too? I can get loads of cheap shitty skag around here but can't get hold of any decent weed.
If i buy the skag, how do i convert it back to weed?
Wink


boil it in the bag for 45mins, mind the water needs a tablespoon of salt.
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PostPosted: 18:09 - 17 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

admit it urbanracer, you are a daily mail journalist, arent you
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PostPosted: 18:47 - 17 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

If the government had any sense they would have brought the cannabis back to England, reduced tax on petrol, made cannabis legal and sold it to everyone.

That way the people smoking the cannabis will be too doped up to protest about anything and everyone else will be happy because we have cheap petrol Cool

Instead they waste some petrol in burning £225 million Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 19:37 - 17 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

UrbanRacer wrote:


boil it in the bag for 45mins, mind the water needs a tablespoon of salt.


While you've got the notoriously accurate 'Anarchists cookbook' out, do you fancy whipping up some nitroglycerine? If memory serves the directions for making that were interesting.
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PostPosted: 21:05 - 17 Jun 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

sorry but this was a link from the other vid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnD6Xpja_LE&feature=related

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PostPosted: 22:04 - 17 Jun 2008    Post subject: Re: Daily Heil: Taliban turns cannabis into heroin Reply with quote

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yes they are, If i could be bothered i would prove you wrong


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