chavs are funny people

[salty21]

yesterday while putting my gear in after filling up 2 chavs walked up to me and said"alrite mate whats that a 600"to which i replied "err no its a 125"and chuckled a bit, then he said"its nice but not as nice as mine" so i said why what you got and this is the funny bit. he said"ive got a triumph daytona on the way and im getting it restricted cos its got a powerband in every gear and its gonna be too fast with em in" then i put my helmet on and rode off laughing all the way home.
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04 NSR 125(sold) ---- 03 CBR 600rr(sold) ----90 pan euro ST1100 '' ----02 CG 125
94 CB400 Super Four ---- 2000 VTR SP1 (sold) ---- 08 ninja p8f(sold, meh) ----05 CBR600rr

[Rhys]

They've said stuff like that to me before, "im getting" is more than likely bull and infact "i want" or "last nights dream I had a..." though!

just makes me chuckle how they can put your bike down and compare it to something they dont even have...

as for the powerband...
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[Trixie]

Your commonal garden Chav wouldn't know the difference between a kickstart and a swingarm...

...Or even a Honda and Suzuki, come to that!!

Powerband my arse!!!

Wish I could do this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ_NEGHC-cg
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[Mooncatt]

omg..see this is why i hate em, think theyre better than everyone else and they aint got a clue what theyre talking about.
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[lumphammer]

Ahh but that sort of talk impresses their mates though and puts 'em a couple of steps up the evolution chain just below the slug.

[Mooncatt]

[amnesia]

He should ask whoever restricts it for him if he can keep the powerbands...then he could sell them on eBay...




...silly boy.
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[salty21]

oh and he also asked if he could sit on it to which i said no, then he started saying it was faster than the rs125 so i corrected him and said no it isnt, then he started banging on about how if he rode it he could get his knee down at 100mph
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04 NSR 125(sold) ---- 03 CBR 600rr(sold) ----90 pan euro ST1100 '' ----02 CG 125
94 CB400 Super Four ---- 2000 VTR SP1 (sold) ---- 08 ninja p8f(sold, meh) ----05 CBR600rr

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[Mavamatics]

Haha you got to give the chav credit for trying
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[JakeyR]

Riding through town one day and i had my Ducati jacket on (was just nipping to a mates so wasn't arsed about brand co-ordination )

Waiting at some traffic lights and a bunch of chavs walked across the road and i heard one say "look at that wanker on the Ducati" why i'm a wanker don't know. But ha, you've got to be a serious prick to mistake 50cc motard for a Ducati.
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[salty21]

it would seem there is a certain part in there lives where they are pulled to one side and recruited in some sort of nob college where they are taught all about motorbikes and powerbands by a deaf and blind irishman then there all hypnotised into thinking they know everything and can ride like a gp superstar
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04 NSR 125(sold) ---- 03 CBR 600rr(sold) ----90 pan euro ST1100 '' ----02 CG 125
94 CB400 Super Four ---- 2000 VTR SP1 (sold) ---- 08 ninja p8f(sold, meh) ----05 CBR600rr

[steveh]

can i get powerbands for my bike?



















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[salty21]

tell us what bike it is and we will see what we can do
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04 NSR 125(sold) ---- 03 CBR 600rr(sold) ----90 pan euro ST1100 '' ----02 CG 125
94 CB400 Super Four ---- 2000 VTR SP1 (sold) ---- 08 ninja p8f(sold, meh) ----05 CBR600rr

[steveh]

errr piaggio zip?
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[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

Perhaps he was getting them confused with elastic bands.....
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[ZRX61]

[Ravo]

[Willenium]

My college group consisted of mostly chavs but one in particular got his ass handed to him. He asked me a few times if he could have a go on the Cat to which I refused for obvious reasons. The last piece of bullshit he muttered was about apparently stealing a GSX-R600 and riding it on the back wheel at 110mph undertaking cars along a dual carriageway. Got him pillion on the Cat and took him to 100mph and he couldn't speak afterwards. Months later he said I ride like a girl so I said jump on and we'll see if you can say that again afterwards. He declined the offer and I've not seen him since

[ZRX61]

[binge]

Me and Dam_Buster were in a Pub the other night when a Lad in a "Nokia" Bike Jacket walked past. I said "What bike you riding mate".

To which he Replied,

"Kawasaki"

Ben - Er yea, Kawasaki What?
tit - Err, Ninja
Ben - Yea, Ninja What? ZXR? ZZR? Engine size?
tit - Err, 450!
Ben & Dammy - Dude, theres no such thing
tit - Er yea, You know the bit where the red bull can goes
Ben - Im guessing thats your rear shock adjuster then
tit - Yea, Ive modified it, and now its 450 cc BHP
Ben & Dammy - WHAT!!?!?!?!

[Jenks]

When i was doing my test, there was this chav.
he said his uncle is buying him any bike when he passes (Rich )
We kept badgering as to what hes getting, and then on the final day of lessons he said gettin a 50 crosser....
WHY?!
Because it will do about 145 and has powerbands in every gear!
Which im going to put in bigger ones out of a bigger bike.

I really didnt know what to say
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[binge]

Ive been parked up on the CBR a couple of times now, and Ive had "Locals" come over and say "Is that the CBR400?". I reply yes. Then they have said to me "You should of got the VFR400, it will do 160mph unrestricted."

Some people are on a different planet I swear!

[Sephiroth]

I parked at my nan's the otherday, as I always do. A couple of older chavs (30's/40's) left the house opposite and said "Nice bike" which I replied thanks (I'll be polite to anyone if they are nice to me) then he asked what engine size it was. Clearly it says R6 on the side but I politely replied "600". He then told me his next door neighbour has one in blue.

Why did he bother asking me?

I was in Mounts motorcycles before and this 16-18 year old kid came in (I couldn't tell how old exactly) with his mother. He went up to an R1 and said this one's the fastest. The manager laughed and pointed at a Gixxer thou and said that the GSXR was the faster one. The kid went up to the Gixxer and looked at the "1000" sticker on it and said "This one has 1000bhp". The manager and the mechanic both watching him now. The mechanic replies "no it has xxxbhp".

I sharply left and wished them a good luck.