NSR's arse so mint

[Kris]

you cant be a real essex boy cos otherwise you'd know that its not turbos or other engine mods that make cars go quicker, its tinted windows, motorsport stickers,outrageous bodywork (lurid orange in colour for more "speed"),big-bore exhausts and 3 spoke alloys.
Yeah, and you'd be in a *real* car like a Nova........
lol
Chris

[EssexBoy]

I was sitting at the light in my car today, when three mint nsr buzz boxes pulled up. I knew the wanted a race, even though none of them even looked at me, I could feel they weren't intimidated by my wank car. So the lights change to green, and I revved up the motor and dropped the clutch, off the line I stalled leaving the stupid bikes miles ahead. I got up to 120mph before i had to turn around and find my arse that had fell out somewhere back along the road. eventually the bikes started to fade away in the distance so I opened the window and gave them the finger.
Ha ha what a piece of shit car, I only had to spend like £25 grand doing up my Renault 5 to get beat off those piles of shit, aren't I the fucking smarty 'ump?
Those three bastards waited patiently for their licence restrictions to expire and went and bought R1's - which I think is totally unfair beacause all the money I spend on the Stage 89 Super-P3N-1S Race Special Turbocharger kit for my R5 I will have to wait another 30 years before I can save up enough dole money, rent boy money and taking pennies out of phone boxes in town for another few bhp.
Oh well, I guess in the meantime I can spend my day lounging around NSR 125 forums trying to annoy everybody, it's not like I have a job to do, a girl friend, a personallity, a sense of humor or any contribution to make to society...
[ This message was edited by: SummY on: 2-1-2002 13:06 ]

[nsr destroyer]

you are a pack of assholes, you people say i have no life when u post message s all day long, have you nothing better to do??????????
i was in college this morning then down in the garage taking in an order of new mercs assholes, when you can afford to take no less than 6 brand new mercs of a truck, you might be able to afford a decent bike
DIPSHITS

[nsr destroyer]

i got a golf 1.6 off my father, sold it and used the money to do up the car and go on holiday, so there.
I still have money left from it and didnt even have to spend a 1000 like your smart arse little self!!!!!!
PS if you ever need a job i might give you one as a car valeter, you know you being on the dole and all

[nsr destroyer]

a significant amount of the recent posts on this forum are by you and you seem to not even like bikes

[Tony...]

Some good shit here NSR lads...
R5 wank, go find a pikey site to go on... And by the way i dont think being a car bum for people who are richer who actually buy the Mercs makes you better.
Youre unwelcome here, dont you see? I saw an R5 the other day, good god, i would prefer a ford fiesta to something like that, and thats saying something, i dont even like cars... Once again i agree we should race sometime... could be some good stuff... Finally u will be in your place and leave.
Later, Tony...