The worst eBay advert in the world....ever!

[mistergixer]

I do believe that this is the worst eBay advert i have ever seen:

Original advert here

From the ad:

HI THIS IS AN AUCTION FOR OUR LEYLAND RED LINE MOTOR HOME. IT IS 7.500 KG VEHICLE IT WAS ON H.G.V. AND IT HAS BEEN DOWN GRADED TO BE DRIVEN ON A FULL CAR DRIVING LICENCE. IT AS A SIX LATER DIESEL ENGINE.IT AS A FIVE SPEED GEAR BOX WITH REVERSING BEEPER . IT AS STORAGE COMPARTMENT AT THE BACK WITH LOCKER DOORS IT AS A TOW BAR FITTED FOR TOWING LOCKER DOORS FOR BATTERY COMPARTMENT AND FOR SPARE TYER SPEAR TYER IS NEW NEVER BEEN ON VEHICAL COST £200.50 NEW ALL SIX TIERS ARE IN V.G.C.WHEN STARTED IT STARTS FIRST TURN OF KEY IT IS AVERY NICE COMFORTABLE VEHICAL TO DRIVE ALL THE BRAKING SYSTEM WAS OVERALL AND COST £2000.00 FOR ALL NEW TYRES AND BRAKES DONE THIS VEHICAL RUNS OFF AIR BRAKES AND HAND BREAK THE MAIN DOOR IS AIR HYDROPIC AND OPENS FROM DOOR AND DASH BOARD THERE IS NOTHING THAT DOES NOT WORK ON THIS VEHICAL EVERYTHING IS IN PERFECT WORKING ORDER 2 LIFT UP SUN ROOFS WALLS CARPETED WITH NICE CARPET INSIDE BED SETTEE FOLDS INTO BOX ON BOARD WATER TANK GAS COOKER OVEN GRILL SINK WATER PUMP TABLE CHEST OF DRAWS WARDROBE AT THE BACK THERE IS A BATHROOM FOR PRIVACY AND EMERGENCY EXIT DOOR ITS VERY CLEAN AND TIDY INSIDE I ALSO HAVE A BIG ROLL OF ELIMINUS TAPE AT THE BACK THERE IS A DINT COVER WITH BODY FILLER IT JUST NEEDS A SCIM OVER I START THIS VEHICAL ONCE A MONTH TO KEEP IT RUNNING IT HAS NO M .O.T. OR TAX ON IT WE HAVE DONE MANY ROAD TRIPS UP AND DOWN THE MOTOR WAY WITH THIS VEHICAL . WE CONVERTED THIS VEHICAL OURSELF IT TOOK ONE YEAR TO COMPLEAT AND IT ALSO HAS 24VOLTS ELECTRIC FROM THE BATTERIES 240 MAINS HOOKUP FITTED AND FUSE BOX WIRED BY SKILLED ELECTRICIAN THIS BUS SANDS US IN AT ABOUT £5000.00 SO WE ARE PUTTING ON EBAY AT A STARTING BID OF £1800.00 IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS YOU CAN CALL ME ON 01623 746628 OR 07805038223 IT HAS TACHOGRAPH RECORD SHEET CERTIFICATE I ASO HAVE A PLATING SERTIFICATE WHICH SHOWS MAKE AN MODEL AND CHASSIS NUMBER AND KGS AND AKSEL AND I ALAO HAVE A SAFETY & MAINTENANCE INSPECTION TRUCK FROM KOZ COMMERCIAL VEHICAL LTD . BARNSLEY YOU CAN OBTAIN LOTS OF SPARES FROM BRACKETS YARDS FOR THIS VEHICAL YOU JUST LOOK FOR A 7 HALF TON CARGO LORRY THIS CAN BE USED FOR MOBILE HOME OR CONVERTED GARAGE FOR BANGER RACING TO CARRY CAR IN SIDE OR CAN BE CONVERTED INTO BACKDOWN TRUCK HABIT IS A 7HALF TON CASSIS AND THE BUS SITS ON TOP OF THE CASSIS THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS HAS IT IS NOW IT WOULD JUST FLY THROUGH AN M.O.T. YOU CAN E MAIL ME AT FALCONRY@SKY.COM HAPPY BIDDING I HOPE SHE SELLS IF YOU WISH TO VIEW PLEASE GET IN TOUCH I HAVE V5 AND IT IS SORN TO D.V.L BUYER IS ALSO TO COLLECT AND CASH ON COLLECTION
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[ms51ves3]

And breath.

Yeah, it's shit

Your link isn't working for me though.

[ncrn]

This one works
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[ms51ves3]

[silky666]

I am bidding on the other items he has for sale .................. 298 bondage photos
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[ms51ves3]

[Moonie]

This is what happens when hippies home educate their kids. I have mates who can't read because their parents don't beleive in structured education, it's one of the few things about that lifestyle that makes me sick.

And that bus is wank too, they should have spent some money on the interior lol
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[Dragonfly]

There is no full stops or anything
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[spikenipple]

Is it just me or does the bus not have any front wheels?
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[adamck]

i kindof almost beat that with a listing i read before.

TITLE:
2006 HYOSUNG GT 125 R RED

Description:
Hyosung Comet GTR125, 06 reg.
Red, needs slight attention.

That was it! Ok so...... why?? whats wrong with it? whats good about it? milage? history? mot? etc...
Its never gonna sell with no description at all
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[Moonie]

[short1uk]

Can you say

Pikey!!

[bEN_]

oh god he lives about 10mins from me, i might pay the bus a visit.
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[jimbothe]

It has certain potential

I'm thinking matt black, grills over the windows, bit of piping down the sides and hey presto! you're very own mad max style bus.
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