I touched an erect penis - am i a gay??

mistergixer · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Karma :

Whenever i'm changing my infant son's nappy, i have to touch his family jewels - frequently he gets a little baby erection, which i have to touch in order to clean it and to apply nappy cream to the surrounding area.
Admittedly, it's rarely direct contact, as there is frequently the barrier of a baby wipe - but all the same, i'm touching a stiffie that doesn't belong to me.
Does this make me a gay? How can i break the news to my wife??
Embarassed

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Dragonfly · Super Spammer Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Karma :

oh haha very funny.

and no it wont get you out of changing nappys! Twisted Evil

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dodsi · Dirty Carny Joined: 06 Aug 2004 Karma :

Your only gay if you get an erection aswel.

MaybeGuy · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Mar 2007 Karma :

i bet it doesnt happen when the mother does it...

you have a gay son.
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thegubner · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Mar 2007 Karma :

How about grow up you dippy donut?

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Daddy's seeing to his kid in the bath:

"Daddy, why's your willy different to mine?"
"Well for starters son, yours isn't hard"
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Mac_Black · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Nov 2007 Karma :

This thread is quickly getting disturbing Sick

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According to Jack Dee the worst bit is getting some shit stuck under your nail.
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