i was impressed today...

[MaybeGuy]

well, i was suffering from the broken limb blues today, so thought fuck it, im going for a ride...

now, my choices were... the SRAD with a sump full of fuel, no brake lever or pedal, a lifan with a snapped frame, or a freshly taxed and MOT'd RXS100... oh yeah, and a reliant rialto.

i chose the 100

god forbid if i stalled... kickstart with a cast on my right foot? yeah right.

ended up looking like a div for 10 mins on the drive sat on my arse using the kickstart with my hand.

now i started the ride in a bit of a downer, like ''awerrr this things shite and slow''.

so i tested it on the torpoint twisties, with my crutches strapped to my backpack in case.

fucking loved it

started at the tattoo parlour thing, as the missus just got a thing on her back. not too sure what it is, but i dont care too much.

was there for 3 fucking hours...

now, the whole time i was warming the bike up, 2 cars passed as i got on, but nothing after that. thats 2-3 minutes of warming up,
and as i pulled out there were about 3 cars stuck behind me

then...

hammer down, all the way along, with an average speed of around 55mph.... and seeing 75 on the clocks at one point

was so much fun! none of this slowing down for corners bollocks like on the GSXR, so you can concentrate on the better things.

i even caught up with some traffic!
felt like i was going so slowly, wasnt until i looked behind me and saw no cars that i realised i must have lost a few people

spent the whole trip feeling as if there were like 10 cars behind.

so yeah... epic kodak moment. not bad for 0RPM. even had to slow down for the cars in front!

https://img81.imageshack.us/img81/4166/11072008176gh3.jpg

followed by a WTF?? as i looked behind and saw no cars! combined with amazement at catching up with cars on a 100cc 2 stroke that runs a bit doggedly.

https://img262.imageshack.us/img262/6374/11072008178hw5.jpg

all this acheived with a 15 stone broken limbed knobber on the back. imagine what it can do with a skinny runt kid!

thats the next experiment.
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

[ms51ves3]

You chose the right bike to go on a ride with Miles better than the SRAD.

75mph on the clocks, lucky bastard. Mine still only nudges 60mph in 4th gear and still won't rev past 8,000

Need to start experimenting with the jetting.

It's hard starting it with your hand, I've tried and failed

P.S. I'm a skinny runt kid

[baldy]

[LeeR]

I think you're completely mad, another off, any off and the surgeon will be taking your foot off. I mean you no Ill but I just can't condone you riding in a cast with your middle toe held together with a paper clip. It's so easy to make a silly mistake or become the victim of someone else's stupidity.
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[Ariel Badger]

good on you Matt, nice to know I am not the only idiot that rides with broken bones and crutches tied on the bike.
When I did my knee in I had to rig a hand change.
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[MaybeGuy]

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[LeeR]

[L3G3ND_MTX]

Nice one, great to hear your back up on the saddle (even though it is a small bike) are twisties all cleared up with that gravel shit yet?

Im a small runty kid (like 8 stone) i could be your experiment since i live in plymouth too.

Give me a pm if you want to meet up for a slow ride or fast or what ever (as im only on a 125) or if you need me for your experiments

Glad to hear your ok though mate!

[stinkwheel]

100cc 2-strokes rule.

I was out on my H100 on Friday. Sat at a steady 60mph most of the way. I was only overtaken twice in 50 miles on A-roads. I overtook four cars.
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[scanny]

[Tristan.]

Heh, whats the deal with the new lid? You have a smiley vent.
https://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d170/tristanthe/mattgay.jpg
you look ridiculous.

[MaybeGuy]

[L3G3ND_MTX]

Oh that sucks i wish they would get a road sweeper down there and clear all the crap off the roads.

And i thaught you meant taking someone on the back and do something stupid type of experiment lol not swapping bikes

You should give me a pm some time, i need someone to go out on a ride with it gets really boring after a while on my own because i dont know any good roads to go down or any decent routes with half decent roads.

Hope to see you out and about some time though

[MaybeGuy]

[tutton]

Whadda queer.
and not on the high horse, but how fooked would you be if you came off on your cast and fucked your already fooked leg, would turn all sludgy wouldnt it no bones and hit again lool.
and sounds like youve got a lover there. Aint the SRAD a right off, or is it a big fairing overhaul.
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[MaybeGuy]

[L3G3ND_MTX]

Haha my numberplates WA08 DNE pretty battered up RS 125 (black+red) nd ye ok we can go somewhere but none of this gay shit your going on about im not into that sort of thing but tutton might be

Well have a quick recovery and glad you had a good day out m8

EDIT: Oh and tutton, im not his lover or bum chum or anything stupid just because id like to make new friends and matt is from the same area as me thats a problem with you? someone being friendly over the internet? get over yourself.

[tutton]

Oi watch your mouth
im not the one who likes binning his bike on roundabouts
your tyres are finger licking good =]
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[L3G3ND_MTX]

haha shhhh dont tell everyone

Yea my new tyres are tasty, can almost pick chunks out of them when there warm and eat them very chewy but satisfying.

[Kickstart]

Hi

Came to the conclusion that performance is not a requirement for fun.

One day I will get round to buying another H100.

All the best

Keith
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[MaybeGuy]

tuttons just jealous because he didnt get to go on the rideout me and a few others had a while back.

kickstart: i agree entirely
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

[tutton]

to55ser haha
didnt fancy train journeys or bringing the 50 a couple billion miles just to get smoked by you lot.

Theyll be other ones, when im on a bigger bike dont worry,
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[MaybeGuy]