Just a normal ride home..

[tutton]

So on my way from work i stopped for some petrol, When i put my 8pound in i realised i had no money on me... so i had to make like a fatman hauling after a burger... So i jumped onto the motorway where i hit the limiter overtaking everything in the slow lane as i was bombing it down the motorway in 6th gear at 52mph. Felt so extreme until i saw the blues and twos in my mirror so i decided FUCK THIS and burned up the slip road. Took the island at the top flat out and cut up several cars in the process. I thought i lost the police until they come sliding round the island behind me so i knocked it down 3 gears and popped onto my back wheel. By this time i must have been really doing some. Went through the gears no problem and i was making pace over this cop car....Then all of a sudden my bike cut out so i had to do something real drastic to get away.

My bike come to a stand still so i pushed it frantically and decided to try and bump the bitch. Luckily it worked and i got onto my back wheel again and starting hooning it down the road. 2 miniutes later i was just doing a casual 40, baiting with the police giving the bird when, i looked at my dash to see the oil light was on so i thought.. FUCK people will laugh at me like they did Half Luke, i cant be fukd with the rebuild malarky so...

i started riding like the natural born star i am, scraping my trackies off the floor etc sliding around every island and corner right up until this apex left hander. As i accerated hard the back end kicked out near this dirt track so i recovered it and took the dirt track for about 6 miles. Then as i couldn't see the blues anymore i decided i had to head home so took it steady and then locked the bike in my garage.

Lucky i got away boyz, was like bawling so bad in my lid i cudnt even see where i was going. Later that night i stopped down maccie D's to grab a milkshake before heading home, and saw the blue lights again i started firing up into race rider mode to find out it was a saxo with neons
* This story may not be 100 accurate but i can not be held responcible for this
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Past: '05 Peugeot XPS '99 Aprillia RS125 '94 FZR600R
Current: '02 ZX636 A1P '51 CCM R30

[Shaane]

Damn man... You rock!

Teach me your ways?
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EMRA Roadstock #92 - Paperwork Permitted.
Previous: 1992 DT125R
Current: ~ 2005 ZX6R C1H

[tutton]

13.95 for the first 3 months
and 33.99 thereafter.

terms and conditions apply
I legally wave all responsibilitys of you dying.
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Past: '05 Peugeot XPS '99 Aprillia RS125 '94 FZR600R
Current: '02 ZX636 A1P '51 CCM R30

[craigs23]

Awe inspiring, but you missed out on legendry status by not hurling dead kittens at school kids whilst wheelying past their school.

[tutton]

Do i not earn my semi legand rank by being on my back wheel endagering cute birdies and kittens?

If not theres always the ride home tommorow, i think i might take the 50 mile detour tommorow ill try to be good honest!
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Past: '05 Peugeot XPS '99 Aprillia RS125 '94 FZR600R
Current: '02 ZX636 A1P '51 CCM R30

[Ariel Badger]

tutton.
If I was gay I would feltch you. Great story.
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Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Feltch him anyway.

Amusing
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Suzuki GSX-R750K4 ~ Mivv GP

[Ghost]

Any coolness points you might have earned with the story are lost by having lyrics from such a shit song in your sig. Sort it out you gayer.

[tutton]

Fixed just for you
do i redeem myself of cool points now please.
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Past: '05 Peugeot XPS '99 Aprillia RS125 '94 FZR600R
Current: '02 ZX636 A1P '51 CCM R30

[Ben.]

i got a special mention



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