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PostPosted: 14:22 - 15 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alexio wrote:
Why isn't this stickied? Razz This probably helps a lot of noobs.

It's in the sticky at the top of General chat; ya'know the one that says 'useful threads - check here first!' which no one reads because it's a sticky Wink.
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PostPosted: 21:32 - 15 Jul 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alexio wrote:
This probably helps a lot of noobs.


Most noobs don't leave the noob section...mistergixer would be better off putting it in there, then pm'ing every single person that posts there, because they would never think of reading the rules or heaven forbid hitting the search button before entering their own 'individual' post... Laughing (I say individual with overtones of sarcasm).
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PostPosted: 19:02 - 09 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Isnt a tankslapper when your balls hit the tank, not the bars? Confused
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PostPosted: 19:26 - 09 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sendaman wrote:
Isnt a tankslapper when your balls hit the tank, not the bars? Confused

No, it's when the bars hit the tank.
What you're thinking of is generally called Arrrggghhhgfffffuuccckckkkkkkkkkkkkk!
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PostPosted: 19:35 - 09 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sendaman wrote:
Isnt a tankslapper when your balls hit the tank, not the bars? Confused


Thats a case of too much front brake and it fucking hurts.

I had an old bike cleaned for me as a favour for food in work(i worked as a chef at the time and they owned a hand car wash) and the polish shit they put on the seat made it as slippery as buggery. First time i hit the brake my arse slid forward and my nuts ended up somewhere in my stomach. Shocked Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 22:12 - 09 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmm. I just remember when I used to motocross and your back end goes from side to side and you nearly fall off and you are jumping round the bike but you manage to stay on and you crack your bollocks on the tank in the process haha. Oh well. Now I know. Thanks guys Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 13:45 - 11 Sep 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

supermoto should be added in Very Happy
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PostPosted: 22:23 - 17 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have chicken strips!! Cool
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PostPosted: 23:06 - 17 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

thread necromancy
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PostPosted: 23:45 - 17 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

biker58 wrote:
I have chicken strips!! Cool


Thats nice to know....

Why was this never stickied? Im not very inclined to complain about the bump because of the awesomeness of this thread.
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PostPosted: 00:13 - 18 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

computid wrote:


Why was this never stickied? Im not very inclined to complain about the bump because of the awesomeness of this thread.

Perhaps because people like you don't read the stickies?

If you had, you'd have seen it's listed in the sticky Smile
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PostPosted: 00:25 - 18 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

G wrote:

Perhaps because people like you don't read the stickies?

If you had, you'd have seen it's listed in the sticky Smile


Woops Embarassed . That just shows how observant I am!
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PostPosted: 02:06 - 18 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Power Ranger – a derogatory term, typically applied to owners of sportsbikes who have 1-piece leathers colour-matched to their bikes.

^love this.
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PostPosted: 10:13 - 13 Jul 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can I suggest adding TL;DR? Took me a while to figure that one out if i'm honest..
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PostPosted: 10:16 - 13 Jul 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

kotachi wrote:
Can I suggest adding TL;DR? Took me a while to figure that one out if i'm honest..


It's not a biking term though mate. There are shit loads of things like that I have and do have to Google Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:18 - 13 Jul 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

True but it is a BCF term! Like regularly used on this forum/anything Tef posts on... xD
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PostPosted: 10:28 - 13 Jul 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

kotachi wrote:
Can I suggest adding TL;DR? Took me a while to figure that one out if i'm honest..

I would like to suggest that etc is also added to the list. Whilst acknowledging that the word is not exclusive to the biking world, it is used a lot on this site and I think that some people may struggle to grasp its meaning.
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PostPosted: 10:29 - 13 Jul 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ha bloody ha. Embarassed
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PostPosted: 11:50 - 13 Jul 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

kotachi wrote:
Can I suggest adding TL;DR?


Yup, you can.

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PostPosted: 11:54 - 13 Jul 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

mistergixer wrote:
kotachi wrote:
Can I suggest adding TL;DR?


Yup, you can.

Wink


And will you put it on? Wink

I just wanted to bump this thread really, as it is awesome and made of win.
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PostPosted: 12:01 - 13 Jul 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

kotachi wrote:


And will you put it on? Wink



If someone asked, I might.
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PostPosted: 12:03 - 13 Jul 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have to check this quite often

https://www.urbandictionary.com/

as i am not down with the kids and had no idea what HTH, FTFY, IIRC etc meant Thumbs Up

I have a suggestion for the dictionary Mr G. Wet Dream came up in a thread recently, is it worthy of a place?
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PostPosted: 12:40 - 13 Jul 2012    Post subject: Re: Mistergixer's BCF & Biking dictionary. Reply with quote

mistergixer wrote:

Duke – a Ducati ?!?!?!motorbike. Expensive, exotic and beautiful to behold – which is just as well, as it gives the owner something nice to look at whilst he waits for the breakdown recovery truck to arrive.


Otherwise agreed with the statement

EDIT: or maybe.. oooh I see what you did there!
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PostPosted: 13:14 - 13 Jul 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Kwack(er) – a Kawasaki motorbike. Kwackers are the mortal enemy of Gixers, and are usually owned by gheys.



So you and I are mortal enemies....and I am ghey?



"Subframe twisted" which bit is the subframe exactly?

Never have got this to be honest.
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PostPosted: 14:01 - 13 Jul 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellbound wrote:


"Subframe twisted" which bit is the subframe exactly?

Never have got this to be honest.


https://cdn.bikechatforums.com/files/subframe.jpg
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