So, I'm standing on my drive talking to my Uncle...

[Handsome]

First a bit of background for you...

This street's full of little ' hard knock ' chavs/chavettes and a few of the from up the road have pooled together to buy a scrambler, some 100cc or some such piece of shit, earlier today they've been ringing the tits off of it up and down the street, it's icy as fuck and there are speed bumps every fifty yards or so...

So, I'm standing on the drive talking to my Uncle, when chav *1, a little fucker that's got to have had the aid of step ladders to get on it, comes bollocking down the road, turns around then goes back up, chav *2 comes down the road a little bit quicker, gets a twitchy back wheel so slows down and goes back up, cue the lanky chav...

Baseball cap, jogging bottoms tucked into his sock, and a bit of bum fluff on his chin, he comes flying down the road, turns around and goes back up, at this point we're still talking when my Uncle said " He's going to come off that ", I shrug and carried on talking...

About thirty seconds later, an engine screams and lanky comes down the road with his chavette on the back, dressed in a coat and jeans talking on her mobile on the back of the bike, he gives it a handfull of revs ( I'm assuming he was compensating for the wind drag due to her fucking Enormous hoop earings ) and clears the one hump, gives it a Large load and bins the fucker coming over the second and lands sideways right outside my drive...He stands up and goes back down like he's been shot, she gets up and shouts at him for ruining her new jeans, calls him a prick for going to fast and hobbles off, his mate comes running down the street to give lanky prick a hand with the twisted bike, at this my Uncle asked if we should give them a hand, cue me lighting a fag and shrugging...

Now if it'd been a normal rider I'd have given them a hand, but because it was lanky and his bitch, who chose to not wear ANY gear, fuck 'em, their choice their mistake, I'd like to think they've learned a lesson from it but you just know they haven't and they'll do it again tomorrow...It could have been a lot worse but luckily for them it wasn't, if he'd have had a child on the back ( like they normally do ) I'd have gone over and punched the prick...

Oh I went over after they'd gone to see if she'd dropped her phone or anything else as I'd have kept it as Stupidity Tax, but the only thing I found was a twisted foot peg that I ' accidently ' kicked down the drain...

Anyway I've rambled but I thought it was funny and it's my thread so Meh, you had to be there...
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[Fisty]

Fingers crossed Darwin will take them from the gene pool.
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[Flip]

F*ck 'em.

[Skudd]

You just know that in a few months time their story will be just out of the pages of BCF, "We were nailing it and the rozzers where after us. I caned the blade upto 180mph when the front end let go, i saved it but the car coming the other way was being a dick and the rear let go big time. blah blah blah, and two shits just watched us and didn't help blah blah blah"

I'm sure Darwin will help one day.
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[Handsome]

The Only regret I have is...........................Not Clapping...
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[mistergixer]

Priceless.
Bet you wish you had a video camera on the go - does 'You've been framed' still pay £100?

I wish i'd had a camera with me whilst fishing this morning, as a jogger went properly A.O.T on an icy puddle in front of me. I caught nothing, and had to keep chipping the ice from my rod-rings, so it was the highlight of my morning really.



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[Handsome]

Now that would have been funny lol...

The way he got up killed me, you know when you fall over and shoot up really quickly to see if anyone saw it ?...He did that lmfao, nether one of them would look over towards my drive either...Cocks...
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Previous Bikes...Honda NSR 125 RR...Kawasaki Zephyr 550...Suzuki SV 1000 S...Yamaha FZ8...Current Bike...Suzuki GSX-R 750...

[Rowey]

Tie some rope/wire to a tree the other side of the road. Next time they belt it down the road, pull it tight. Although when buying the line, you'll have to make the decision whether you want to knock them off or slice them in half (cheese wire style).

If they act like idiots, they deserve to fall off and land on their penis.
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Never argue with an idiot. They'll only bring you down to their level, and beat you with experience.

[Dragonfly]

[Handsome]

SHIT...I wished I'd have shouted SEVERRRN like Len Goodman from Strictly, fuck...!!!...
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[The View Askew]

I feel sorry for bikes I see being abused as such, and cars.

It's just not cricket, you can ride VERY fast, without abusing the bike.

Idiots.
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[st3v3]

[CaNsA]

[ColdInsomnia]

Nothing makes my day better than hearing a couple chavs had a shitty one
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