I'm new be gentle with me

[Elkie]

I just posted a hello to everyone post and its disappeared. what did I do wrong?

[Ariel Badger]

Broken software, welcome.
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Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.

[Elkie]

ahh its worked this time. I'll try again.

Sorry if this is the wrong section but didnt know which one you use to say hello for the first time.

So hi to you all from me I ride a cruise so not a fast cat like some of you guys. prefer to take things a little easier and cant do with the adrenalin rush.

Have tried to acces Midlands forum but it wont let me. Do I need a special key to get in.

[Ariel Badger]

here is a good place to say Hi. What bit of the Midlands are you from? You need to ask to join the regional sections btw.
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Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.

[Tarmacsurfer]

Welcome.

Hassle the current midlands mod, can't for the life of me remember who drew the short straw though (is it 'bella at the moment?). They'll give you the 12 digit code and your decoder ring, then show you the secret handshake. If 1930 Ariel offers to show you the secret shake then just say no. My hand still feels dirty
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I'm immortal. Well, so far.

[colin1]

ariel, how about you pm annabella to get elkie added to midland section

i started doing a post explaining to elkie how to pm annabella but it took too long and i got bored half way through
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colin1 is officially faster than god

[Ariel Badger]

[Paivi]

[Tarmacsurfer]

Pfah, call yourself gentlemen.

Paivi: Why do you think I still feel so violated. The swine told me I shouldn't worry, it was just his wedding ring I could feel

[Ariel Badger]

[Paivi]

I did wonder why his handshake went from limp to hard in a few shakes. Then limp again.
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My other bike's a Monster...

[Tarmacsurfer]

Impressive as your facial hair and bike may be (the ferret is cute as well), no. No gimping of any sort.

[Ariel Badger]

[colin1]

i have pm'ed annabella so she will give you access to the midlands section in due course

the last person who joined bcf and asked that we were gentle with them didnt stay long, so hopefully things will be a bit better for you

they were a tad unusual even by bcf standards though

usually things are fine
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colin1 is officially faster than god

[Paivi]

[Dragonfly]

Hello and welcome to BCF
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Muzza on Binge:
He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.

[bazza]

[Annabella]

[Hex]

[Shaun]

[Tarmacsurfer]

Gav, that post is worthless without a URL

[Mister James]

[hellkat]

= Annabella has a life.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[colin1]

[Annabella]