To the brunette in the pink dress with the nice arse,updated

chris-red · Have you considered a TDM? Joined: 21 Sep 2005 Karma :

Thankyou,

Whilst looking at you arse today I didn't realise the car in front had stopped I looked round and gave squeezed a hand full of front que massive endo and me on my arse. I feel like such an arsehole it was such a pointless crash I'm just lucky I stopped in time and didn't hit that car. Minor damage to the bike and me, Scuffed panel bent clutch lever and a sore wrist (not in the good way Laughing

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Lesson learned look at the road not the tottie Embarassed

Pics to follow.
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Spit-Fire · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 Jun 2008 Karma :

i get where the saying "if looks could kill"comes from now,hope you ain't hurt to bad
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chris-red · Have you considered a TDM? Joined: 21 Sep 2005 Karma :

Frost · World Chat Champion Joined: 26 May 2004 Karma :

Done that faaaar to many times. Normally happens at around easter time when clothes start getting smaller Laughing

chris-red · Have you considered a TDM? Joined: 21 Sep 2005 Karma :

If anyone can think of a decent caption I'll write it next to the damage.
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Well, you know what they say. If you want to save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down the stairs.
Skudd:- Perhaps she just thinks you are a window licker and is being nice just in case she becomes another Jill Dando.
WANTED:- Fujinon (Fuji) M42 (Screw on) lenses, let me know if you have anything.

jayvfr · Scooby Slapper Joined: 15 Aug 2008 Karma :

i wonder whether she saw you crash, can just imagine her thinking "that happens all the time when i wear this skirt, how odd!"
bit like this eh?
https://bp2.blogger.com/_PcUsfkys7zw/RlvTL-TWIlI/AAAAAAAABlg/01Fvf03V4Sc/s400/distracted-driver.jpg

Wink

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chris-red · Have you considered a TDM? Joined: 21 Sep 2005 Karma :

No I didn't get to see her face could have been a bloke in drag, if it was he had great arse. Laughing

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Well, you know what they say. If you want to save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down the stairs.
Skudd:- Perhaps she just thinks you are a window licker and is being nice just in case she becomes another Jill Dando.
WANTED:- Fujinon (Fuji) M42 (Screw on) lenses, let me know if you have anything.

st3v3 · Super Spammer Joined: 16 Oct 2006 Karma :

Had a few near misses over time too, so easy to get in a 'trance'. Embarassed

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trevoriv · World Chat Champion Joined: 04 Jun 2005 Karma :

Reppyboyo · Nearly there... Joined: 15 Sep 2006 Karma :

Almost did similar today actually.

Great looking redhead in a skirt. Shocked

yummy.

Graham88 · World Chat Champion Joined: 03 May 2006 Karma :

So easily done, I try to pretend they're probably not as fit as they look at first glance so I don't look back. Smile

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Ariel Badger · Super Spammer Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Karma :

Rode into a bollard and broke my toes two years ago whilst distracted by a gorgeous Pakistani girl during Eid.
She was not impressed. Mr. Green

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Benj · Spanner Monkey Joined: 18 May 2008 Karma :

haha ......

that kind of image kind of reminds me of my mate sleeping in full leathers, gloves, and helmet at brands hatch to keep warm i think! haha

except there was no jerking off involved...
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Bofh5 · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Oct 2007 Karma :

lmao as i've nearly done the same especially as the weather warms up the skirts get shorter and the tops get lower.

or waiting at the lights admiring the view Shifty

not noticed the lights change and getting horns blaring at you.
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LifeOnOne · Derestricted Danger Joined: 05 Aug 2008 Karma :

haha classic.
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chris-red · Have you considered a TDM? Joined: 21 Sep 2005 Karma :

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/chris-red/IMG_3342.jpg

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/chris-red/IMG_3343.jpg

I decided on the captions,

if there not there come back later they are uploading.
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Well, you know what they say. If you want to save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down the stairs.
Skudd:- Perhaps she just thinks you are a window licker and is being nice just in case she becomes another Jill Dando.
WANTED:- Fujinon (Fuji) M42 (Screw on) lenses, let me know if you have anything.

Graham88 · World Chat Champion Joined: 03 May 2006 Karma :

LOL.

Have some Karma