How to get your mates 21st present to him.....

chris-red · Have you considered a TDM? Joined: 21 Sep 2005 Karma :

...If you only have a bike.

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/chris-red/IMG_3340.jpg

I have a vid uploading atm, it was brilliant I decided to go for a quick (hour) ride round some of the more populated areas, peoples reactions where brilliant. above 40 mph her arms would fly back and the mouth inflate so it looked like her arms where waving and she was screaming.

After her little ride, I decided what we got him should be a suprise so I wrapped it up

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/chris-red/IMG_3344.jpg

I will post mkore pictures and vids tommorrow.
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qpop · Nova Slayer Joined: 11 Aug 2008 Karma :

fucking brilliant
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lllN30lll · World Chat Champion Joined: 12 Jun 2005 Karma :

awesome, he'll never guess what it is.
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Paivi · World Chat Champion Joined: 30 Sep 2005 Karma :

He likes them old, grey and wrinkly then? Thinking

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Graham88 · World Chat Champion Joined: 03 May 2006 Karma :

Superb

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Sparks! · Sir Tart-a-lot Joined: 30 Aug 2003 Karma :

Quality post, finally something truly funny on here Laughing

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Shaane · World Chat Champion Joined: 28 Jul 2007 Karma :

Your bike sounds nice as well mate.
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Wave2k · G's Stalker Joined: 06 Apr 2004 Karma :

rofl, thats class, does it have a fanny fuck hole aswell ?

Can i borrow it Razz

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andi · Crazy Courier Joined: 23 Sep 2007 Karma :

Chris pulls again Exclamation

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Finglonga · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Karma :

Tut tut no helmet . . . . Oh bad choice of words. Embarassed

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iooi · Super Spammer Joined: 14 Jan 2007 Karma :

So you finally pulled the " the brunette in the pink dress " then Wink

I guess she was kinda deflated when you fell off Laughing

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aaronb74 · Crazy Courier Joined: 05 Aug 2008 Karma :

PMSL
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MaybeGuy · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Mar 2007 Karma :

so now theres going to be another accident involving you staring at that things arse.
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!! Mr. Green

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Pete. · Super Spammer Joined: 22 Aug 2006 Karma :

If you were any sort of mate you would have boobytrapped 'her' with sand or cornflakes or something Very Happy

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chris-red · Have you considered a TDM? Joined: 21 Sep 2005 Karma :

Got back from the party which was an alright night, best thing was we walked into the wrong hall first of all, it turned out to be a wedding reception which we managed to stop dead with every one looking at me and my mate holding a wrapped up blow up doll. "sorry wrong party" said my mate to which the entire place enrupted with laughter. Laughing

It went down a treat and so did she after a few hours we pumped her up again to find out she had a hole in her gash Neutral

I dont wanna speculate how it got there.
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Well, you know what they say. If you want to save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down the stairs.
Skudd:- Perhaps she just thinks you are a window licker and is being nice just in case she becomes another Jill Dando.
WANTED:- Fujinon (Fuji) M42 (Screw on) lenses, let me know if you have anything.

iooi · Super Spammer Joined: 14 Jan 2007 Karma :

Maybe there was no kitten at the side of the road and the reason for the sratches down the side of the bike are where you had her across the tank for a quick test ride, that went slightly wrong and the bike ended up falling over..... Could also explain the gash as well Wink

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jack_zxr400 · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Jul 2008 Karma :

haha

"I dont know how that hole got there"

"Hm.. I'll go get a replacement for you.."

"No no.. erm pick it up tomorrow yea?"

Mr. Green

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Paivi · World Chat Champion Joined: 30 Sep 2005 Karma :

For a 'little' bit of extra cash, you could have got 'your friend' a Real Doll. Link is NSFW btw...

Channel 4 documentary Guys and Dolls.

A shorter podcast here.
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chris-red · Have you considered a TDM? Joined: 21 Sep 2005 Karma :

That is fucked up, really fucked up. Neutral

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Well, you know what they say. If you want to save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down the stairs.
Skudd:- Perhaps she just thinks you are a window licker and is being nice just in case she becomes another Jill Dando.
WANTED:- Fujinon (Fuji) M42 (Screw on) lenses, let me know if you have anything.

Paivi · World Chat Champion Joined: 30 Sep 2005 Karma :

Yes, but look at the pros: she's always ready for a bit of hanky panky, she doesn't nag, she doesn't have an interfering mother and you can have as many other doll friends as you want and she won't mind.

You're going to buy one now, aren't you... Wink

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chris-red · Have you considered a TDM? Joined: 21 Sep 2005 Karma :