Is your motorbike a sex toy?

[ColdInsomnia]

And good god, I mean that literally.

...Uhh, myself and the missus were on the back last monday, comically overloaded on the bandit as ever, with the top box full of cider and her backpack full of munchies (wooo 20th birthday!) for the evening.

Because of the presence of the top box and also the full backpack, the missus was squished right up against me, sat in quite an awkward position. We speaking to each other on the intercoms and well, after riding for a bit, the missus started making 'those' noises.

And yes, she finished.

Twice .


(Despite her pleads for me to change the engine revs slightly )
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Yamaha YB100 | Yamaha TZR125 | Yamaha XJ600S | Suzuki GSF600
"Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it."
John Lennon

[Alex-RS]

Lol great post!

Note to self: Buy top box

[Blau Zedong]

Not what springs to mind when people usually talk of "motorbike sex", but sounds fun nonetheless.
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18:54:48 Rob Fzs: jews don't give away stuff for free

18:54:59 Rob Fzs: unless its their clothes/ hair/ golden teeth

[Mr Nice Guy]

Got a pic of yer bird to go with this thread? LOL


Seriously, great post
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Suzuki GSX-R750K4 ~ Mivv GP

[Pete.]

Think of how knackered you'd be if she wanted to do "the wheelbarrow"
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a.k.a 'Geri'

132.9mph off and walked away. Gear is good, gear is good, gear is very very good

[quik_d]

my missus just complains about the fact that her love lair just goes numb, as far as i know shes never...finished
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LOOK AT DAT M8 WELL LUSH A PARROT INT IT

[Whosthedaddy]

My ringer would go numb when maxing the monkey, not an unpleasurable feeling mind.

[Ariel Badger]

Ladies enjoy the 1930. Single cylinder long stroke motors tend to throb gently.
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Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.

[ColdInsomnia]

[Wil]

I'll never forget the wisdom my father imparted unto me.

"Son, if you don't finish a ride with an arse full of unleaded and your cock stuck in the exhaust, you didn't really ride at all. Now, pass me the moly grease."
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'07 Triumph Speed Four

Aw look, a baby driving a car. And look, there's a dog driving a bus!

[baldy]

[Mr Nice Guy]

Och, I've 'ad 'er.
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Suzuki GSX-R750K4 ~ Mivv GP

[reu]

Truley great post u even deserve karma in my eyes cus u made me alot and put a smile on my face lovelly story trulley enjoyed it
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125cc Pitbike <sold> Aprilla Mx50 <current>

[cestrian]

Still lolling.....classic

[steppen22]

This is filth.

This is what happens if you spend too much time on a bike: you become debauched and hellbent on performing lewd acts at every occasion. Sooner or later, you'll suggest it, tentatively so that you can laugh off any rebuke, "darling, shall we, it'll be.... different" and you'll strip that top box off to clear space and be bonking over the seat. Too eager to thrust, you'll force the bike off of its sidestand, and then you're learn that there's a time and place - it's called a mattress - for such disgusting behaviour, as you look down at your trashed bike, handlebars bent, her dripping juices mixing with the leaking oil and your mistimed eruption corroding the paintwork on which it so gracelessly landed.
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no regrets, no retreat, no apology.
I've made mistakes in the past, and I apologise for FUCK ALL.

[Dr. DaveJPS]

[thegubner]

So you heard a woman "finishing" right in your ear while she was sat right behind you?



And you never pulled over and lobbed a mix in?



Whats wrong with you?

[ColdInsomnia]

Well, we were in a hurry to get back because we had friends on their way over (birthday party remember).


But it turns out that we had a bit of time left to spare when we did get home, so don't worry, I had a good half hour to make sure that my bike didn't outshine me
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Yamaha YB100 | Yamaha TZR125 | Yamaha XJ600S | Suzuki GSF600
"Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it."
John Lennon

[JsyBoy]

[chillpill]

[Doovy]

giggity giggity goo!
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Yamaha RXS 100 > Honda CD 250 > Honda Hornet 600 > Honda CBR 600RR > Yamaha RXS 100 > Kawasaki ZX6R J2 > Yamaha FZ1

[JsyBoy]

https://www.viberider.com/

Just follow the link, nuff said

[neil.]

FANTASTIC THREAD! Absolutely golden!
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CBT February 2008 | A2 June 2008 | Yamaha YBR125 (written off) | Honda CBF125 (current)

[Cigaro]

I met a girl at the pub a few weeks ago who was desperate for a ride on the back of my bike with me.



...now I know why.

She was proper filth too. Lovely goth bird dressed all in leather.

[Bardeey]