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Ariel Badger
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PostPosted: 19:14 - 05 Sep 2008    Post subject: Getting tongue off a ferret Reply with quote
My ferret loves grapes. one night she was sat on my shoulder watching me eat a bunch and I made the mistake of letting her take one that I held in my teeth. Ever since then she has been under the mistaken belief that grapes grow in my mouth and searches my moustache for fruit. I have reinforced this belief by hiding grapes in my face hair for her.
Anyway, she just came looking for a snack and managed to slip me the tongue. It was a strange sensation and now I feel bad about it.
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PostPosted: 19:20 - 05 Sep 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Feel like pimping her out?

You could get a fiver a go for that!! Wink
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PostPosted: 19:24 - 05 Sep 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Misleading title, I was going to say give it a good yank and it should come out.
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PostPosted: 19:38 - 05 Sep 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Phoenix wrote:
Misleading title, I was going to say give it a good yank and it should come out.


Any idea on how to get beer out of a keyboard Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 19:44 - 05 Sep 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Ferrets tongue might give it a good go. Thinking

Might get more action off a drunk ferret also, everybody wins.
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PostPosted: 19:52 - 05 Sep 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
It's a slippery slope. How long before you are hiding fruit elsewhere ?
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PostPosted: 20:00 - 05 Sep 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
colin1 wrote:
It's a slippery slope. How long before you are hiding fruit elsewhere ?


If you convince the ferret that you have hidden a grape down your japs eye it will be licking away for hours.

A very slippery and pleasurable slope indeed.
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PostPosted: 20:02 - 05 Sep 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Rob wrote:
Feel like pimping her out?

You could get a fiver a go for that!! Wink


I know a joke about that.

I cant be bothered with the long way of telling it, but basically a man buys a ferret which has been trained to give amazing BJ's. He then returns home, tells his wife to teach the ferret to cook and for her to then pack her bags.
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PostPosted: 20:16 - 05 Sep 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
colin1 wrote:
It's a slippery slope. How long before you are hiding fruit elsewhere ?

FFS Colin Sad
That is going to haunt me now, I am so glad they circumcised me at birth but can a ferret rim you? Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 20:18 - 05 Sep 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
colin1 wrote:
Rob wrote:
Feel like pimping her out?

You could get a fiver a go for that!! Wink


I know a joke about that.

I cant be bothered with the long way of telling it, but basically a man buys a ferret which has been trained to give amazing BJ's. He then returns home, tells his wife to teach the ferret to cook and for her to then pack her bags.


That could be a goat joke though, it is not actualy ferret specific is it?
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PostPosted: 20:43 - 05 Sep 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
1930 Ariel wrote:


That could be a goat joke though, it is not actualy ferret specific is it?


When I heard it last it was a cock sucking frog, so........no.
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the_guvnor_1_uk wrote:
1930 Ariel wrote:


That could be a goat joke though, it is not actualy ferret specific is it?


When I heard it last it was a cock sucking frog, so........no.


Gosh, they sound fun. Where do you buy them from Andy?
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PostPosted: 20:48 - 05 Sep 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Pets at home...
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PostPosted: 20:49 - 05 Sep 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
The cock sucking frog shop.



Obviously Wali. Mr. Green
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1930 Ariel wrote:


That could be a goat joke though, it is not actualy ferret specific is it?


When I was told the longer version it involved a dodgy character in a pub introducing a normal bloke to his specially trained ferret.

Goats would be less welcome in pubs.

I guess frog could work.

In fact on bcf I did see a vid posted by ste that involved a chimpansee in a zoo using a frog for that very purpose, and onlookers being appaled.
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PostPosted: 20:59 - 05 Sep 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
colin1 wrote:

In fact on bcf I did see a vid posted by ste that involved a chimpansee in a zoo using a frog for that very purpose, and onlookers being appaled.


What else did you expect?


The rules clearly state....... What happens in the jungle, stays in the jungle.
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PostPosted: 21:01 - 05 Sep 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Colin...
As a citizen of Dudley you must know the great animal emporium "Pets Am We"?
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PostPosted: 21:08 - 05 Sep 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Goats would be less welcome in pubs.

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I hate pubs like that, stuck up tossers of landlords with ideas above their station, pair of Muscle Marys on the door keeping the Third Riech alive and selling pills to kids.
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PostPosted: 21:23 - 05 Sep 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
1930 Ariel wrote:



I hate pubs like that, stuck up tossers of landlords with ideas above their station, pair of Muscle Marys on the door keeping the Third Riech alive and selling pills to kids.


You wait till I get a pub, there will be goats a bloody plenty.

IN THE CURRY!


If you missed that its your fault!
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PostPosted: 21:26 - 05 Sep 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
I am 100% vegetarian, the only part of an animal I allow in my mouth is its tongue.
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PostPosted: 21:27 - 05 Sep 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
1930 Ariel wrote:
colin1 wrote:


Goats would be less welcome in pubs.

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I hate pubs like that,


Im amazed you know pubs that arent like that. I've never been in a pub that gave the impression that they would be happy with me bringing in a pet goat.

Funnily enough, an owner of a company i used to work for had a goat he used to to use to keep his lawn trimmed without needing to mow the lawn.

By a strange twist of fate, he lived near my grandma. I never saw the goat, and never ever spoke to the guy, so wouldnt have had thye opportunity to find out if it had any other uses.
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I will bet that the goat was in the pub.
Real pubs let goats in, I think the Black Country is going soft if they dai.
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dogs yes, pigs maybe (we did have a pig named after the tradition of putting a pig on a wall) , goats i cant see it
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the_guvnor_1_uk wrote:
The cock sucking frog shop.


This place, you mean?

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If you crush the grape in your mouth and let your ferret lick the juice does it give a little whine?
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