fartin!

[Deano]

If anyone works in an office they will know where Im coming from.

let rip in the office, near your boss, colleague or whatever and no matter how stinky it is knowone comments or says anything hehe

does anyone else have this aswell?
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[Danny]

[Hex]

I was gona start a topic earlier about farting.... while at work in the office as well

but mine was more to do with how it takes a while for a fart to leak out of your leathers
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[Robby]

sleeping bags.

always great waking up in a sleeping bag and having a sniff of the nights activity.

[Ste]

nearly as good as farting in a minibus, or in a shop or something and then wandering off

[retrofly]

hi
sick fuck, , ahhhh av a snifff

LUke
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[Deano]

is it just me, but I love the smell of my farts
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[retrofly]

hi
im so glad there are very few girls on this forum

Yes everyone likes the smell of their farts mate, its natural

Luke
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[Deano]

I always feel *well* proud well everyone has to leave the room
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[Danny]

[Deano]

anyone ever followed through b4? hehe when trying to impress your mates, I remeber once when someone done that in formt of me and pissed my pants laughing when he had to start running home to ge to the shitter haha
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[Demonic69]

I saw a mate set his arse on fire while farting on a BBQ when I was in the scouts yrrrrrs ago. When his cheeks lit he shat all over the coals creating the most god-awful stench man has ever known.
He couldn't sit down for ages and walked like John Wayne.
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[Deano]

LMFAO that was a good-un, I bet you was in stitches for hours, hehe, that so badly musty of hurt!
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[Ste]

reckon the other guy will have been in more stiches

and that must have fucking hurt

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[Danny]

[DUG]

oh my god u bunch of sickos hold on brrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!! there u go an online fart 4 ya hahahaha,wot the hell fartin at work is the best,specially in front of customers,find a group of customers.... and walk past and fart as u pass by...watch there faces as they look at each other and decide in there own mind who out of them all done the CRIME. most of the time they blame the oap`s.all the best
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[M1ke]

I always get embarressed and try and hold em in, in public!

A little while ago i was sitting in an exam... the previous night i had had a curry and was having a hell of a bad time keeping em in anyway you know how you have to clentch your cheeks together... anyway the plan backfired and i let out a loud squeaky fart Everyone turned to look at me and i was so embarresed I went bright red so i couldnt shift the blame


The king of all farters is doddmaster he dropped a really nasty one and dragged half way across a pub at a bike meet a few weeks back... we quickly vacated the pub

[Danny]

[Demonic69]

Holding farts in is dangerous! I will never fart in the presence of a GF. I've had some of the most painful stomach cramps all in their best interest, if only they knew what we go through to keep them happy
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