How Are The Mighty Fallen

[bazza]

Future PM, J Clarkson, swanning around on the smallest scooter...

...in the world.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1060702/Bike-hating-Jeremy-Clarkson-ditches-car-wheels-takes-scooter-spin.html
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[killa]

Swanning?

He looks like he's shitting bricks

I'd love to buzz him on my Ninja

Eeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaooooooooooowwwwwwwww!
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[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

Haha, typical Daily Mail reporting there. Check out the caption at the bottom. It mentions him standing next to a fast car, yet he's clearly pictured standing next to an MGF.

I thought it was fairly common knowledge that he holds a full bike license and the hating bike thing is purely a front so as to attract more car nuts.
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[MarJay]

Its funny how he has said in the past that motorcyclists are 'homosexual' when clearly the geighest (or Gayest) form of powered two wheeler is the Vespa...
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[Moonie]

And the gayest man on earth is Jeremy Clarkson. He lives about 8 miles from my house, down a well known riding road, lets hope somebody gave him a kick.
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[iCraig]

[Moonie]

At about 4 mph.
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[Blackwolf]

Moonie you seem jelous?
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[Moonie]

No, I just think it's a waste of a Ducati on a world reknowned race circuit to ride it at a speed where he could still use his indoors voice to talk to the camera.

Also Clarkson lives here and is well known for being even more of an unbearable wanker than he seems on the telly.
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[MattHirst]

Gonna say, i'm sure clarkson was actually a biker himself, aswell as hamster.

And moonie, if you don't like him then just ignore anything in the news by him, don't watch top gear and don't ride past his house if your that bothered.

He's only another dude in the world, no one is making you take notice of everything he does.

Get over it and stop whinging.
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[Moonie]

I'm not completely insane that he's such a twat, but in a thread about Jeremy Clarkson, I am allowed to speak about Jeremy Clarkson, just an opinion.
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[Robby]

I'd love to hear Jeremy Clarkson's opinion on Moonie. I'm sure it would contain the words "puberty", "attention", and "homosexual".

[Moonie]

It's probably contain the words hair and drugs and some point, as he seems to think that all people younger than 25 are speed freaks.

Plus, you can't argue with an entire town thinking your a twat, which mine does about him and doesn't about me.
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[Fawbish]

Dude, stop biting the bait!


Clarkson = Legend

Also...Im under 25, and I love to go fast.


Are you saying you dont?
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[Moonie]

I do, I meant the drug
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[MarJay]

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[fortknoq]

I'm sure I caught a bit of Top Gear this Sunday and in the star in a reasonably priced car section, the star told him they rode a motorbike also. At which Clarkson "hilariously" retorted : "I didn't know you were gay!"

[Mister James]

I really don't understand why so many people - and especially bikers - are so rabidly anti-Clarkson.

His whole un-reconstructed uber-blokey persona is a gimmick, if you take offense at it you're an oversensitive twat.

May and Hammond are both bikers, and they both obviously like the guy - so he can't be all that bad. He's rude and un-PC about everything and everyone, that's the whole point of him being there.

It makes me laugh to think that bikers - with their rufty-tufty image - seem to be the first to whinge about his oft-outrageous comments.
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[Blackwolf]

I love Clarkson, along with Hammond and May, would love to meet all of them have a pint and a good talk over random point stuff...
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[Moonie]

[veeeffarr]

Do you live near Chipping Norton then Moonie?

[Moonie]

About 5 miles away, between Banbury and Chippy.
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