Look what came through the post today!

[daz_d_biker]

I wrote my zxr400 off in the isle of man on TT week... And I thought its about time to start rebuilding it after putting it off for months!

When I bought the item off ebay I was expecting a replacement frame to arrive through the post. I got a little more than I expected, when I recieved a very well packaged Madeleine McCann!

https://bikechatforums.com/files/2398673572934.jpg

Whoever puts the best caption at the bottom of the pic gets a cookie

...Daz.
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"bikes are replaceable - but a complete nutter aint."

[smegballs]

send it back to the mccanns telling them that she got the wrong address...

when they open it to find a frame instead of a jizz filled child, ask for a photo response...


lollercoptercaust

[SlimRick]

I've just spat beer laughing at that - you sick fucks!!!

[damz]

rofl sooooooooooooo wrong but still so so funny
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Current Bikes RVF400 - 94
Cars: RX7 FD, Eunos Roadster
Former Bikes: FZR 250R 89, ZX7R 98

[Timmeh]

wrong!


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GSXR400 x2 | '94 RVF400 | '93 TZR125 4DL (again)
20:22:30 BLUEX5: i would love to be forced to undergo a**l plugging with different sizes
20:48:18 Temeluchus: comp you hunk of smouldering homos3x you

[flossi46]

not even close 2 being funny, now any normal person would prob have said "waiting for a package and look i got one of the seven dwarfs" or " look, E.T has come home"! but then theres always one isnt there.
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[ms51ves3]

[flossi46]

:roll:tut mens humour!
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[salty21]

[ThoughtContro...]

Gary Glitter discovers his newest fetish is parcel tape bondage

[Handsome]

Garry Glitters luggage finally turned up from the terminal 5 fiasco...
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Previous Bikes...Honda NSR 125 RR...Kawasaki Zephyr 550...Suzuki SV 1000 S...Yamaha FZ8...Current Bike...Suzuki GSX-R 750...

[smegballs]

lulz, its full of jizz

[DEN MONKEY]

https://bikechatforums.com/files/2398673572934.jpg

Midgets ....... I got mine off ebay
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meh

[Im-a-Ridah]

Was it delivered by a strange looking couple in a Megane?

[gary.glitter]

When youre done can I have her back please?
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do you wanna be in my gang?

[Shaun]

[Moonie]

It's a woman, who gets offended by jokes about Rossi too
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Presenting the one and only Chinkmobile

[smegballs]

The day all parents do dread
They feared that their daughter was dead
That poor little McCann
Bundled away in a van
Turned up packeged in plastic instead.

[rainer]

[flossi46]

i didnt take offence at you moonie, hmm i could try and talk scouse for a tenner though? this post though (however much i found it amusing, but will never admit to doing so...) is just
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[Feasty]

So am I right in thinking you just fit your engine inside this package and ride it regularly?
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Previous: Aprilia Habana Retro 50cc (beauty), Yamaha SR125 (fell apart), Honda XR125 (nippy little commuter), Honda SLR650 (Geewhizz), Yamaha Diversion 900S (Smoooooth) written off courtesy of a stupid escaped horse.
(7 year gap), BMW F650 (Relaxing ride). Aprilia Caponord ETV1000 (Big and bold). Yamaha FZS600 (got me in trouble too quick!).
Current: Yamaha TDM 900 (Comfy, light but big, power when needed).

[tutton]

If garry can manage to shove his up the rear passage, the zxr engine should pop straight in.
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Past: '05 Peugeot XPS '99 Aprillia RS125 '94 FZR600R
Current: '02 ZX636 A1P '51 CCM R30