When you are pissed..

[Mr Nice Guy]

edit - posted more mince than usual...

random garbage thread i guess
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[Silver]

I'm pissed too. I still think some people are cunts.

Hope that helps.

[JakeyR]

I'm sober and i think you're all cunts.


Although was pissed/stoned/fookin gone last night and destroyed the internet with my typing skillz.

[steveh]

im hungover.


im such a cunt.
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[Moonie]

Im' pissed asand my family are all cunts. drunken fighteing cunt.


And I lost my only car ketys
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[Carl_steveo]

I'm pissed. But i'm always pissed. Isnt alcoholism great.

[tutton]

Im rather intoxicated and its 01:11 in the morning...
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[Ben.]

[tutton]

[JonB]

Only retards can't type properly when drunk.

I can almost be incapacitated when drunk and still not make one typo.
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[Silver]

[JakeyR]

I got put to bed by the police last night, woohoo.

[Matthie]

[Mr Nice Guy]

Beats paying for a taxi eh?
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[slap-pop-karl]

hmm....im sober

[meach]

[Reevo8]

I can type when i am drunk, but usually if I am proper drunk struggle to focus on what I have typed. If I do that then I end up typeing all kinds of shit!
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[weemo2007]

Only pissed when drinking alcohol,,,,,,,,,,,
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[Silver]

[Ste]

If someone can still type then they're obviously not drunk.

Drunk is when stuff stops working. Like your balance, your hand/eye co-ordination, your general awareness of what's going on around you, your memory, everything else like that, and then finally you'll find somewhere to pass out (or you won't find anywhere, you'll just pass out where ever you happen to be).

Until then, you're still sober.

[Silver]

What you're describing is the next stage; battered.

[Ste]

Nope, the next stage is sleep.

[Silver]

Now, you see you're being far too simplistic

Stage 1: Commencement of drinking.
Stage 2: Increase in confidence and social interaction.
Stage 3: Feeling of merriment.
Stage 4: Tipsy (for the want of a less pansy sounding word...)
Stage 5: Drunk.
Stage 6: Battered.
Stage 7: Vomit.
Stage 8: Sleep.
Stage 9 (optional): Repeat Stage 7.
Stage 10: Vow never to drink again.
Stage 11. See Stage 1.