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Conversely, he might have been surreptitiously moving in on you to bite your naked arse.
They're sly like that, spiders.
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Well you crapped and smoked in his non smoking home (spiders are renowned for anti smokers) I am sure he took exception to that
He will be back for revege and will pooh and lay eggs on your carpet.
He will probably have a petition out for ban smoking in loos next.  |
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try smoking weed next time, you will have a great conversation with him  ____________________ ZX636C6F road. ZX636C1H track. ZX7R redundant. ZX0.5R minimoto as ornament.
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He was distracting you, whilst his spider buddies lined up under the rim. Once you finished befouling they bungeed up your anal sphincter to lay eggs. Give it a few days and you'll have poo covered spider babies crawling out of your eye sockets. ____________________ Chances are quite high you are not in my Monkeysphere, and I don't care about you. Don't take it personally.
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When I was a kiddie we always kept conkers in the house to repel spiders, so unless they object to the colour and shape I'm guessing it's the smell they don't like  ____________________ 'The core of a man's spirit comes from new experiences'
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I'll upset you all by spoiling the fun.
Tis cos Nicotine is a fairly potent insecticide, blow smoke at spiders gently and they bugger off ASAP.
Stick some wasps in a upturned pint glass, blow in smoke, and watch them spasm on the floor for 20 minutes before buggering off (after you remove the pint glass).
Although if you were doing a handstand and it was a fairly 'spattery' effort... ?  ____________________ China traffic/travel bike vid - When I make a sweeping statement, please add the word 'statistically' in to the sentence before you bitch...
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 17 years, 83 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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