BCF rhyming kru

[Shaun]

It's that time again, it's winter again, we're bored again, it's time to rhyme again.

I bin through some changes since last time round
you hear me, I'm spittin' out a new sound
My time is abound
I've upped my game, now you can hear me in surround

Left foot in, right foot out, shaun dance with me
I'm putting it out there, going on a rhyming spree
join me, it's fun I think you'll agree
just try to disagree and your house will be debris

I'm callin out to the rhyming kru
Where you hiding, this year has flew
step up to the mic, your time is due
Welcome back the BCF rhymin kru

Big up yourselves mother bitches.

[Cigaro]

No ta.

[JonB]

Kicking it back with the old rap kru,
Nothing original, nothing new.
You hear me ya'll i'm the new SLIM shady,
I'm still chilling with the same lady.

So shaun decided to get funny.
Ash T's just recovered from his shits being runny,
So I hear today we are now in a recession,
Fuck that shit, this is a brand new session.

Last year of uni now, work is building up,
It's been 3 years since we started this shit up.
I'm holla'ing out to Mister H,
Trying to recover some old rhymes from Firefox's temporary cache.

Fuel is now 94.9 so there is no excuse.
Fire up your engines give your bikes some abuse.
Raise your middle finger to the establishment just like Hetz,
That's about as exciting as BCF getz.

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[Steve H]

'H' in the house, it's time for some spittin',
Nothing fresh here jus' rhyming 'n dissin'.

Things are bad we're just a trio,
Like the Cosby show with no Bill, Rudy or Theo.
S'all good tho, we can make it as three,
The H, The Comedian and old skool Jon B.

A thread about sneaks, followed by socks,
then some Kickstart luvvin, 'Ooooh Keith your Karma Rocks'
Mindless threads, driving me spare,
Keep it real Homey, your typing 'bout footwear!

What colour are my blobs? Red, Green or Yellow?
Fuck that shit man, I'd rather be Mellow.
'Rate me', 'Define me', it's so freakin' lame,
I'll torture your ass with my MB Game.

Don't like my freestylin'? Are you a 'H' hater?
I'm up in your grill, I'm trying to bait ya.
I don't need your Karma, I'm here to impress,
BCF Kru I'm out, signing off 'All the Best'.
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Mellow Yellow
The BCF Top TEN - 2010, 2009, 2008, The Original.

[JakeyR]

I wish i was witty enough to contribute to this thread but I'm not.

Nice work though.

[st3v3]

[JonB]

I'm back again y'all, all lubed up with Jack Daniels
In the morning i'll look like i've been attacked by cocker spaniels.
I'm letting the team down, my beloved kru,
all because my rhymes stink of poo.

Intellect is not needed, not even a tune
So long as you've had a taste of some Ho's poon.
Getting laid, not as hard as it sounds,
if you really are that desperate it can be found for a few pounds.

So i'm playing Halo 3 and project gotham racing,
But these threads on here, from the worlds end to what shoes you are lacing.
Itchy et al are full of doom and gloom
But the rhymes in here are not even near full bloom.

So yeah i'm pissed what the fuck do you care,
I do have a life it just exists elsewhere.
A big fuck you to all the cunts that despise me,
A bit fresh you know, just to surprise thee.

Biggin up to the H he knows where it's at,
Sorry about the dismissal of Dowie, but he's bit of a twat.
I'm waiting for the likes of Bendy where the hell are you too?
This forums not right, not without the likes of yous...

w00p w00p.
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[JakeyR]

These rhymes i think are fucking clever
To think of this shit took me forever
A noob of the rhyming kru
Haters come, i say fuck you.

I try to make a tune involving just the vocals
Trying not to upset the BCF locals
I stop, stare, think why do i care?
It's only the internet, used when time is spare.

I may be young, i may be cocky
You set me as enemy, and try to block it
Take your treads, take your laces
Behind these screens are some fucked up faces.

Karma, boys you care too much
Only a handful that don't give a fuck
You speak your mind, bust another rhyme
But in this post, this time is mine.

[JonB]

Speaking up for the guys in green,
we guys with green blobs we can be seen,
Those guys with gold care to much,
Half of them wouldn't know how to dismantle a clutch.

Too many people car about karma,
but fuck y'all i'm proud to be a farmer.
Cause from somerset I was born
From the udders of the cow, to the bulls horn.

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[The Artist]

ok y'all here we go
its my turn at doing this show
bcf peeps, come on have a go
isnt that hard, so dont say no

i may have some gold karma
but i sure aint a farmer
but i'll soon get it back green
by abusing and being mean

so i hear the world is failing
gordon brown is doing any bailing
not much good it would do anyway
recession is here to fecking stay

come on all you bikers from around the uk
lets join together and start this partaay
you see its only getting started
but unfortunately I have now departed

god thats my feeble attempt

[Bendy]

Holla Jon B, Bend's back online
Mixing it up with fiya and rhyme
Where I'm at, I'll tell yo fools
Been in the garage messin' with ma tools

See, the Bee-Emm's back from its French excursion
With a repair manual that reeks of sexual perversion
Shaft lubing, thrust rings and tight ball compression
Filthier than one of M1ke's all-night sex sessions

Pissed off with Halfords, I've gotta be stoppin'
Climb in ma ride and go do some shoppin'
Been dissed by engineers from old Germany
I mean who the hell has a 7mm allen key?

Gonna get in ma whip and cruise into town
Rollin' on 17s, soft top down
Bangin' tunes, thumpin' bass all essential if
You wanna hang with the Bracknell massiv.

Word.

[Fnatic]

I had a Sachs
I had an Aprilia
I had some Tim's
I had some caterpillars


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[Shaun]

What the fuck is that fnatic
With rhymes that short you must be asthmatic
you need to up your game, be more charismatic
your rhymes are so bad they're traumatic

You can't rhyme with the big boys
get back in your cot, play with your toys
I'm not ignorant, I know about bend
I'm well aware of the difference in her front end

This rhyme has to come to an end
There's a gig I need to attend
But don't you worry I'll be back
Just as soon as I've sorted out my sack

[Dragonfly]

I hate that you have wrote kru
instead of crew
thats just pooh



* I know bye*

[D O G]

It's my turn now to do some rhymin',
ain't no dice, it's all about timin'.
Looking for the rating that says 'this post is fly',
thought I'd step in and stop being shy.

Rollin with the bad boys of BCF,
out representin', gotta impress.
Don't want no slatin' from Shaun and his homies,
might get raped by Luke and his cronies.

Whatssat in the drive? The missus is home!
Better stop now - I might get some action,
gonna slam her so hard I'll put her in traction.
Laters peeps, this rhymin's been fun,
off to give the missus a pain in the bum.

Word to yo momma.

[MarJay]

Just flown back all the way from Belgium
Brussels is a dump so I'm going around to tell 'em
how we should have quit during world war one
then the germans would have Belgium to run.

Caught a dose of Manflu on the BMI plane
Being ill on Sat is a total utter pain
The travelling is crap, no two ways about it
so I've come on BCF so that I can go and shout it.

Can't be bothered to go and work on my bike
even though its a job that I really like
Achin' all over and I can't stand the cold
When the hell did I get so old?

I regularly think When did BCF go to shit?
I recall that bikersweb had something to do with it.
Maybe BCF isn't so bad
we need to ban some N00bs as well as Paul Gadd*

Kickstart still brings that much needed knowledge
Maybe he learned it in Oracle College?
Luke stirs up shit you know its true
and we still have threads about going to the loo.

Feeling really shit so got to end this rhyme
Infecting an entire airplane should be a crime.
Maybe I can find out who the bastard was
and Set Hetzer on him if he doesn't say Soz.

*Paul Gadd IIRC, is the real name of Gary Glitter.
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British beauty: Triumph Street Triple R; Loony stroker: KR1S; Track fun: GSXR750 L1; Commuter Missile: GSX-S1000F; Cheap project: CBR900RR FireBlade
Remember kids, bikes aren't like lego. You can't easily take a part from one bike and then fit it to another.

[jackw72]

S'up y'all I'm new to this joint,
but I've come on here with a motherfuckin' point,
far too many of y'all be bitchin',
pre-pubescent brown noses snitchin',
y'all gotta relax, take a walk to the kitchen,
hurry up now or you be on the floor fittin'.

High blood pressure, caused by n00bs,
certainty is 1 in 3 have got m00bs,
the newest female member can expect a welcome crude,
as the pre-pubescent bitches are so fuckin' rude.

Never seen a pussy, never seen ya cock?
That's cos y'all right at the beginning of ya pubescent clock,
This ain't ma style I don't mean to mock,
But ya so fuckin' horny you'd let ya mum suck you off.

Put some neons on ya bike, a new zorst on ya trike,
It don't matter y'all, you still get a fuckin' fright,
When I fly past you, one wheel in flight,
higher than a kite, faster than light.

I know I'm killin' this shit,
I know y'all feelin' this shit,
I know you wanna make a meal of this shit,
But ya brain is fillin' with shit.

Reppin' Reading.

One time.
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08/11/2007 A2 Passed.
Suzuki GSXR 1000 K3
Rapid Training passed

[Steve H]

Comin' right atcha it's the K, R, and U
DF dissin' spelling - your skoolin's way overdue.
Think you can mix it? Want the Kru to respect ya?
Here's the H with your lesson - Use the spell checker.

Just 'cos you're rhymin' doesn't make you a member,
Elvis was dissed 'cos his BCF love wasn't tender.
This is hard edged poetry, not a four line limerick,
A lyrical message not some karma whore gimmick.

Check me out in the zone, getting my swerve on,
Like Ste in his prime, getting his perve on.
Can't stop looking, I'm the stuff that you need,
The Master of Disaster, Call me Apollo Creed.

Bendy's the Kru shorty from back in the day,
The temptress on tarmac, Driver of Dismay.
Pounding the mic, she's showing her class,
Only one in the Kru with slammin' tits and hot ass.

Domofo Check it, the Kru have a mission,
Ain't no Ho gonna make us yell for submission.
When she turns up with the shit that you like,
Don't drop the Kru, make the bitch clean your bike.

Look at lil' Jack getting up in this joint,
Lyrics all fucked up, your rhymes don't have a point.
Started off well, getting down with it,
But you couldn't find anything to rhyme with your shit.

That's it I'm out, It's time to freak,
It's Saturday night and I'm down with my clique.
Up in my crib, Big Bird, The Count, Oscar the Grouch,
Sesame Street DVD in my Wendy House.
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Mellow Yellow
The BCF Top TEN - 2010, 2009, 2008, The Original.

[jackw72]

Tell me about the K, R and U, another thing I wanna put forward to you,
your exit is the only thing that's overdue,
you would think for one thats been here so long you'd have a clue,
you would be best to run then hide like a jew.

Spell using your brain not a checker,
it's like using viagra for your small pecker,
you're not enough, you never have been,
you need to wipe your slate clean, with Mr Sheen.

I'll agree I came on strong,
like a man in a giant silver thong,
I too would be thinking, what a mong,
If it wasn't for such beautiful song.

You been rocking this shit that I do declare,
But you falling out as quickly as your hair,
you so past it, you as worn out as Cher,
this shit is so unfair.

Two time.


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08/11/2007 A2 Passed.
Suzuki GSXR 1000 K3
Rapid Training passed

[_Will_]

The kru come in here, wid their karma bitchin',
When we all know its for their blob enrichin'
Spitin' these rhymes like they knows it all,
Cause they're bored at home in the '08 fall.

Now look at ol' H, bein all condescending,
His rhymes lack inspiration, struggling to find the ending.
Whats new with bcf? Mainly the resident Ginger
And tales of losing virginity, with fingers in sphincters.

There's all the this talk of the forum down the shitter,
Well whad'ya expect, with members posing as garry glitter.
Now im signing off, leaving the old skool to it,
They need some rhymin' karma buildin feedback, an electronic lyrical crit'.
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[MarJay]

Oh yeah, I'm organizing a pooaarrrdddy down at the BCF crib:

Chillin' in the crib, people everywhere
some of the dancin' would make you turn and stare
I go around lookin', for a real special guest
and I find him, its Keith, spittin' 'All the best'

I go an' look for Shaun, he's actin' like a foo'
With his joke routine he thinks he's really cool
I hear hetzer shout "They're all fvcking Scvm!"
and all the while Shaun makes jokes about your mum.

Over from the states, in flies McGee
The first thing he says, of course is 'O rly?'
Down in current affairs they wear their tin foil hats
and in rolls Ste with sick porn and pics of cats

I ig-nore nearly every forum zone
the work-shop and bike chat is where I call my home.
But occasionally I peep down into random banter
with everything from cars to 'can my horse do a canter?'

The south east winnahs dominate the south east
And G organises Karting, mini moto and a feast.
The funniest things that happen are truly rare
When Steve H rhymes it out like he just don't care.

Aren't you glad I rhymed that with anything but
'Put your hands in the air' (I'm glad that line was cut)
I'm going to shout it 'till y'all go deaf
This is my favourite forum and its name is BCF.
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British beauty: Triumph Street Triple R; Loony stroker: KR1S; Track fun: GSXR750 L1; Commuter Missile: GSX-S1000F; Cheap project: CBR900RR FireBlade
Remember kids, bikes aren't like lego. You can't easily take a part from one bike and then fit it to another.

[Shaun]

Originally posted, by myself, on someones wall on facebook.

Yo yo yo, life on the streets aint easy, everyone walkin' round been sleazy, gun shots, run, now I'm feelin' wheezy, I should give up smoking but I enjoy the toking, no really I aint joking, I don't care if pubs are nonsmoking, my rights they're revoking, I'll stand outside and get a soaking.

I aint joking when I say I'm the best, I'm so cool they know me in the wild west, even george bush can't help but be impressed while he's sat in a vest trying to cover his chest cos nobody let him rest while he's tryina get dressed everyone's been a pest, don't they know he's running late for a blood test?

That's it for now I'm done, I've had my fun and the revolution has begun, I aint never goin be outdone.

[Shaun]

It's sunday morning and I'm back without warning
Spitting out the lines ignoring the people mourning
I don't get time to slow down and think
I rhyme so fast sometimes it seems like my voice and mouth are outta sync
Look for the link while I stop and drink, I'ma put this in ink, take another swig from my drink and give you a wink

Don't try to mess or I'll pop a cap in yo chest, you better hope you're wearing a vest or you goin be stressed
Sometimes people say I'ma a little bit mental
this aint true I'm gentle, never judgemental but not the last bit oriental

Wait, shit, I aint black, or gangster.

[Cigaro]

Slight adaptation of Welcome to Jamrock by Damien Marley

Welcome to BikeChat, camp whe' da' thugs them camp at
People so full-a bullshit, you know dem jampacked
It inna your hand bag, your knapsack, it inna your back pack
It come out they mouth like streams of vomit
Some boy not know dis, them only come around like tourist
They ask they question, people pay no notice
Some full o' doughnuts, and pose like them name Chuck Norris
And don't know the real hardcore
Cause Sandals a no 'back-to', da thugs Dem wi do whe' them got to
And won't think twice to shot you
Don't make them spot you, unless you carry guns a lot too
A bare tough thing come at you


One man named Luke stop laugh and block-off traffic
Dump the clutch get it on one wheel and them start clap it
With the pin file dung and it a beat rapid
Police come inna jeep and them cant stop it
Some say them a playboy, a playboy rabbit
Funnyman a get dropped like a bad habit
So nobody pose tough if you don't have it
Rastafari stands alone!





Someone do the rest, I can't be arsed.

[Moonie]

This is why I am embarrased of being middle class
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