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| stinkwheel |
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 stinkwheel Bovine Proctologist

Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :    
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 Posted: 19:10 - 27 Oct 2008 Post subject: Temporarily disabling a bike? |
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Someone was trying to break into the GFs garage tonight. She's after some way of disabling the bike (GPz305). I always used to take the handlebar clamps off my bikes which makes them nearly impossable to push away. Not so simple on this one because it has clip-on type bars.
Any other suggestions for something quick and easy she could take off which would make a theiving wee bastard give it up as a bad job? ____________________ “Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles. |
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| tatters |
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 tatters Exxon Valdez

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 Posted: 19:14 - 27 Oct 2008 Post subject: |
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cheap padlock around the drive belt stops the bike from being pushed.
bolt and nut through the disc brake ____________________ Past:NRG50,AF1125(x2),NSR125RR,ZZR250,CX500,VFR400,KR1S,ZZR600(x2),CB400N,YZF1000(x2),KH125,Z200,FX400R,CBR954RR(x2)GPZ500S,GT550,VFR750F(x2),RD350N,XR650R,CBR600F,CB250,KDX250,YZF750R,CRM250,400EXC,KLR650,TTR600RE,DR350S,R100GSPD,RGV250,VMAX1200,DL650,KZ750 Present:G650XC,C12,CRF450X,1190ADV |
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| NSR Mick |
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 NSR Mick World Chat Champion

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The front brake lever.  ____________________ If you dont like the way that I ride.......Stop trying to keep up!!! |
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| stinkwheel |
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 stinkwheel Bovine Proctologist

Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :    
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 Posted: 19:19 - 27 Oct 2008 Post subject: |
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I know!
Front wheel spindle!
Bike on mainstand, prop front wheel up, bungee brake on to hold wheel in place, remove spindle.
If noone fucks with it it'll slide right back in again. If someone does mess, with any luck it'll land on top of them. ____________________ “Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles. |
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| NiteMare |
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 Posted: 21:15 - 27 Oct 2008 Post subject: |
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padlock round the chain/belt... disc lock ... chain thru rear wheel and up round seat ....
even better is to fit a ground anchor in the garage then lock your bike to that ..
inside the garage put an infra red alarm system, cheap one for about £20 , if you get one that will take an external power supply you can run it off an old car battery which means an uninterrupted supply that will last ages, just charge it up every couple of months for a day...
then put a baby monitor in the garage so you can listen at night back in your house  ____________________ it ain't broke...
i ain't fixed it enough |
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| stinkwheel |
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 stinkwheel Bovine Proctologist

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Well she went out and got a load of padlocks.
The lockup is an old stable. They'd now have to get through two padlocks to open the door. On doing so, they would now come across another two doors, each locked with two padlocks. Motorcycles, push bikes and canoe behind one. Filing cabinets full of paperwork behind the other...
And she's taken the spindle out. ____________________ “Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles. |
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Remove the entire front braking system and disconnect the back one, and then cable-tie the throttle wide open  |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 17 years, 79 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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