My dog likes helmets...

KezzyB · Two Stroke Sniffer Joined: 06 Sep 2008 Karma :

I acquired a new dog a couple of weeks ago and oh how amusing we found it when my cute new puppy tried to pinch my friend's helmet after he'd put it down on the floor in my hallway.

...fast forward 2 weeks....

I came running downstairs yesterday, after hearing a big bang, to find the table that my helmet 'was' on top of on its side and my helmet in the back garden where said 'cute' new puppy (actually a 5 month old staffy) had dragged it across the gravel (scratching the helmet and half of the visor to bits) just stopping short of dropping it in the pond after the raging shout I blasted out scared him half to death!

My question is: Would it be wrong to tie his lead to my grab rail and see how fast my bike really does go so he can think seriously about what he's done and he promises to never do it again?

hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

My helmet likes dogs.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

MaybeGuy · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Mar 2007 Karma :

its fucked anyway, let the dog get intimate with the hard back of it.
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!! Mr. Green

Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

Dragonfly · Super Spammer Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Karma :

Dogs can be b*stards! I know mine have eaten a few things I would like to kill for but wouldnt.

Mine ate the leave off my new hoover, the new oil radiator heater, wreaked all my flowers in the garden and one has a go at my purple rose in the conservatory which should mean he dies but OH wont allow it. Purple rose I have to buy off the net he has chewed right down to the stump the c*nt! should stick whats left of it up his arse thorns and all. Twisted Evil

But I cant I can only fantasies about these things for now and hope he has learned his lesson. (and he never does as he is male and stupid)

Just wait till the murderous thoughts go away then tell him off. Laughing

KezzyB · Two Stroke Sniffer Joined: 06 Sep 2008 Karma :

He's actually been good today, maybe he realised the helmet was the last straw in the long list of destroyed items... until next time anyway.
He was already called Buster when I got him but I've had thoughts of renaming him B*stard!
But you may have hit the nail on the head with the 'male' comment! haha!

Dragonfly · Super Spammer Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Karma :

I renamed mine "wanker" seems apt for him. Yes he is weird, but mainly stupid. Look at the male he looks blankly back at you, look at the female one I have and she is planning on some way of getting that bowl of steak and kidney pie i left by the sink or how she will get some attention.

Female dogs are so much better!

KevTM · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Apr 2004 Karma :