ebay bike listing - Mr. Serious

[instigator]

The opposite of the other thread, fuck me, this guy has put a lot of effort in selling his bike.

What an enthralling video.

https://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Suzuki-GSXR1000-K1-2001-HPI-d-1-Start_W0QQitemZ170276322243QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item170276322243&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=66%3A2%7C65%3A3%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318

[UrbanRacer]

[Blau Zedong]

Sounds like a bloke who would be a right giggle as an after dinner speaker. Either that or a right boring cunt depending on your view.

All very well having hi res pics, but If I was selling that bike I'd be diverting attention away from the caliper and fork clamp bolts that look like they had a previous life holding bits onto the RMS Titanic. It looks like the poor thing has been parked upto it's axles in a deep salty puddle for six months.
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[salty21]

ha ha, that video is funny as, love the way he waves across the documents with his pencil, also he has about 100 pics from 3 different angles, he's a bit creepy if you ask me.
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[carlnicholson...]

Bet he never missed a service though! Wouldn't want him as a mate, perfect bloke to buy a bike off...
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[UrbanRacer]

The chain looks as dry as an arabs sandal, the rear sprocket is a bit rusty and the brake fluid is looking a tad old, chances of it ever being serviced by him is slim

I put money on it being some dude thats had a mid life crisis, got his bike licence, bought a thou, shat his pants first 5mins on it and then left it sitting in his damp old shed for a year or so. possibly kicked the tyres a few times

[carlnicholson...]

Must confess, got properly bored after 5 seconds of his monotone voice and shut the page....
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[ms51ves3]

He reminds me of the immigration officers on airport *shivers*

[Smooth]

It could do with a good clean and some oil on the chain.
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[Billy Balthorpe]

[Carl_steveo]

The amount of pictures on there is rediculous theres like 56 of the things. I have never seen that many pictures on an ebay posting before but the advert it's self is immense. He's the embarrasing dad you don't want your mates to meet.

[ThoughtContro...]

I've seen his ads before for an RS125. Same layout and video commentary.

At least he provides plenty of high level pics and seems fairly honest about the faults of the bikes he's selling. I'd prefer more ebay listings like that. At least you get a good idea what the bike is gonna be like before travelling a shitload of miles to go view it.

Blurry mobile pics and txtspeek english listings from morons just fuck me off.

Your supposed to be buying a bike off the guy not going for a good piss up down the pub with him, so he can be as dull as he likes, just keep the ads informative

[robbieguy2003]

[yambabe]

[yambabe]

Ooops just read it again and he is indeed a dealer lol, he actually says so further down but I'd lost the will to live by then the first time I read it.............
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[Thom]

That's how i plan to sell my next bike as its apparantly going to make me some profit.

If i can do that, maximising profit, then why not?
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Previous Bikes: 1990 Honda NSR125 'Rothmans' (The smoking one), 1990 Suzuki GS500e 'Caf? fighter' (The loud one), 1987 Kawasaki GPX400r (The quick one), 1997 XJ600s Diversion (The reliable one), 2000 Kawasaki ER-5 (The spontaneously combustive one)

[Bishbash]

Loads of info as you would want it, but a few too many pics for my liking, got bored of looking at the same part of the bike 28 times for no reason. Good luck to him, hope he makes a tidy profit.
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[Knacker]

I Thought McGee was a picha whore
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[bEN_]

The pics are good so you can spot all the ebay-mods such as carbon fibre 'look' bar ends, the 'GSXR' heel plate, carbon 'look' tax disk, chain guard, again in fake carbon, all makes me think this bike has been maintained by a nob who probably doesn't know how to ride it ( is that a cast on his hand in the video? ) and has no idea what he's on about right down to the badly made shitty looking numberplate
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[mentali-juan]

Poor bastard!

Bet his name is colin or trevor!

How desperate!

Dont think he covered it all in the description!

Going to offer 1.5k and he would probably take it

Who wants to come with me to kick the tyres and listen to him
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