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chunkielad
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PostPosted: 02:02 - 02 May 2003    Post subject: WTF is this idiot trying to prove? Reply with quote

I went out of the house at about 9:00 and I hear a bang as I got to the alleyway behind us. I looked to the other end and a woman was getting out of her car asking a twatty 17 year old if he was alright or if he was hurt. I call him twatty because he was riding a scoot with no helmet, no L plates, NO PRTECTIVE clothing at all and carrying a even twattier pillion with the same lack of gear, he had come out of the alley at a ridiculous speed and she had hit him side on. He got up, picked a piece of fairing up and fooked off so he wouldn't get busted. The woman (only about 18 or 19) was in pieces and couldn't get back in the car but he didn't give a shit!!!!

What a wanker, if I see him walking round, i'm gonna hit him with a big stick!!! I didn't get down the alley in time to ghet his plate - it was probably stolen anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: 10:33 - 02 May 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yea i hate these wankers, there are too many of them in my area Shocked
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PostPosted: 10:38 - 02 May 2003    Post subject: Re: WTF is this idiot trying to prove? Reply with quote

[quote="chunkielad"]The woman (only about 18 or 19) was in pieces and couldn't get back in the car but he didn't give a shit!!!!

What a wanker, if I see him walking round, i'm gonna hit him with a big stick!!! quote]

That was the worst part Mad

Stupid cocksuckers. Make sure you hit him good Wink

Did you help the lady out by any chance?
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PostPosted: 11:16 - 02 May 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

err can i say somthing...... Shocked

don't hit him with a stick......... Confused



drag him here and we can ALL hit him with big sticks Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 13:01 - 02 May 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Trying to prove the same as all the fucking braindead waste of fucking oxygen scumbags in this country that think the world owes them a living and that they can just take stuff and fuck up other people's lives at will with no care of the consequences.

The justice system in this country has totally let us down, the only people who fear it are those it is meant to protect. The shithead scum who do this stuff and get away with it time after time are laughing at the rest of us who pay taxes and buy insurance and work hard for our sorry little lives.

I have a justice plan that would work without fail.

Each and every TWOC amputate one finger starting with left pinkie, let's see 'em steal more than ten fucking cars or bikes then.
Running from the police and endangering the life of other road users, police should carry big fuck off hungry dogs like Rhodesian Ridge Backs that are trained to pursue, stop and EAT what they catch .. fuck 'em all. Evil or Very Mad

Rant over .. that feels better Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 13:04 - 02 May 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rhodesian Ridge Backs,
Arn't those things ment to be able to take down lions if theres like 3 of them :s
pretty scary stuff, wouldn't like that thing chasing me...
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PostPosted: 13:08 - 02 May 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ridge backs were used to hunt lions and black people in south africa - not nice dogs to argue with but generally quite loving if you don't breathe in the wrong way.
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PostPosted: 13:11 - 02 May 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, they were bred to hunt lions (and it was rumoured trained to attack blacks when South Africa and Rhodesia and places were run by shitheads)

Now that hunting lions is not such a PC thing to do I think we should use them to eat car/bike thieves .. imagine the TV programmes like Police..Camera..Dogmeat Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 13:48 - 02 May 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry forgot to log in - I reckon that any dog needing a muzzle (under the dangerous dogs act) should be allowed to take them off but only in the presence of a bike thief.
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PostPosted: 14:00 - 02 May 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr C wrote:
.. imagine the TV programmes like Police..Camera..Dogmeat Twisted Evil


Nice one! Laughing

Did anyone see that programme where they set-up car thieves etc, so that they would try and steal stuff when the cameras were rolling, then the car would lock itself and start spraying foam in etc.? I only saw it once but it was hilarious. Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:07 - 02 May 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

shame it was only foam

that would be a funny way to dispose of Saddams WMD if they ever find any

climb in the car, close the door, hotwire the engine, doors lock, car fills with Anthrax spores or Mustard gas ... all on close up TV.. that would get more viewers than I'm a celebrity get me ou of here..

I'm a car thief my lungs are turning to a pus filled liquid and my eyballs are melting
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PostPosted: 15:29 - 02 May 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr C, you have so much pent up rage.
Wanna start a political party? I would put in place such archaic policies that scum would be so fucking afraid they'd never leave the house. Fuck Europe and the UN. I want to live in a world where I'm not scared to park my bike outside. A world where stealing is frowned upon in such a way that people wont be scared to shop in their neighbours.
I'd bring back public executions and sell it on Pay-Per-View.
I wouldn't stick shitloads on nob-heads on prisons like a fucking holiday camp. I'd just make more offences punishable by death.
12 year olds would be fair game for coppers who'v had a bad day.
if some scum nicked a bike and was caught the owner would be well withing his rights to do a burnout on his face.
Abortions would be mandatory under 16, or under 18 if no bloke was present and willing to accept the care of the slapper and kid.
The police would carry guns and be blatently allowed to use them if any little pikey decided they could outrun a bullet.
Each area of each city/town would have a force of armed local men to protect it. These would be governed by the police and me (who would have the biggest fuck-off gun ever)

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PostPosted: 16:38 - 02 May 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Er.....Demonic you ever tried watching cartoons?
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PostPosted: 16:52 - 02 May 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aye mate, still do Very Happy
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PostPosted: 17:20 - 02 May 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

/me joins dean's political party

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PostPosted: 17:22 - 02 May 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Demonic69 wrote:
Mr C, you have so much pent up rage.
Wanna start a political party? I would put in place such archaic policies that scum would be so fucking afraid they'd never leave the house. Fuck Europe and the UN. I want to live in a world where I'm not scared to park my bike outside. A world where stealing is frowned upon in such a way that people wont be scared to shop in their neighbours.
I'd bring back public executions and sell it on Pay-Per-View.
I wouldn't stick shitloads on nob-heads on prisons like a fucking holiday camp. I'd just make more offences punishable by death.
12 year olds would be fair game for coppers who'v had a bad day.
if some scum nicked a bike and was caught the owner would be well withing his rights to do a burnout on his face.
Abortions would be mandatory under 16, or under 18 if no bloke was present and willing to accept the care of the slapper and kid.
The police would carry guns and be blatently allowed to use them if any little pikey decided they could outrun a bullet.
Each area of each city/town would have a force of armed local men to protect it. These would be governed by the police and me (who would have the biggest fuck-off gun ever)

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You're fucking hilarious man! Laughing
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PostPosted: 17:23 - 02 May 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Demonic69 wrote:
Mr C, you have so much pent up rage.
Wanna start a political party? I would put in place such archaic policies that scum would be so fucking afraid they'd never leave the house. Fuck Europe and the UN. I want to live in a world where I'm not scared to park my bike outside. A world where stealing is frowned upon in such a way that people wont be scared to shop in their neighbours.
I'd bring back public executions and sell it on Pay-Per-View.
I wouldn't stick shitloads on nob-heads on prisons like a fucking holiday camp. I'd just make more offences punishable by death.
12 year olds would be fair game for coppers who'v had a bad day.
if some scum nicked a bike and was caught the owner would be well withing his rights to do a burnout on his face.
Abortions would be mandatory under 16, or under 18 if no bloke was present and willing to accept the care of the slapper and kid.
The police would carry guns and be blatently allowed to use them if any little pikey decided they could outrun a bullet.
Each area of each city/town would have a force of armed local men to protect it. These would be governed by the police and me (who would have the biggest fuck-off gun ever)

[/rant]


Isn't this a little overboard?
kinda see what you mean, but its not always the case of things...
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PostPosted: 17:39 - 02 May 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

OK, you live in your social worker state where scum get paid for the benefit of ripping us off and being scum.
I'll live in my iron-fist ruled country where decent people aren't scared of anything and scum are terified of ME Very Happy
I'd put boy racers in stocks that slowly contracted cutting off their air supply till they die!
Kiddy fiddlers would have their genetalia removed and put in an archive with their name and adress labelled.
Motorways would be an open speed limit, but if you hurt someone while doing over 70 you'd be beaten to death by their family or appointed beater.
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PostPosted: 17:44 - 02 May 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd love to see Deans ideal world...
But i'm sure they'd be flawes somewhere.

But any who. it would be interesting to say the least.
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PostPosted: 18:57 - 02 May 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Demonic69 wrote:
OK, you live in your social worker state where scum get paid for the benefit of ripping us off and being scum.
I'll live in my iron-fist ruled country where decent people aren't scared of anything and scum are terified of ME Very Happy
I'd put boy racers in stocks that slowly contracted cutting off their air supply till they die!
Kiddy fiddlers would have their genetalia removed and put in an archive with their name and adress labelled.
Motorways would be an open speed limit, but if you hurt someone while doing over 70 you'd be beaten to death by their family or appointed beater.


Can we throw dead chickens and foxes at animal rights protestors?
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PostPosted: 22:25 - 02 May 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like Dean's world but I want to be one of the dictators too - why should you get all the fun mate? Razz

I like Major Grooves idea too!! Fucking Animal rights my ass!!!

Did you hear that they have discovered that fish feel pain so they wanna ban fishing!?! Ban it cos it's boring for fuck sake who gives a shit about the fish?

Oh yeah and if an animal is tasty then it should never be protected if it tastes like shit, kill it anyway who needs it?
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PostPosted: 22:29 - 02 May 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

hell, you got my vote m8.....don't arrest them....beat them Very Happy

two years ago i was walking through town when some scumbag punched me in face 'cos i gave him a funny look' fortunatly the cops saw it and arresed him, let him out on bail and he had to pay me £100 but he's been arrested twice since and now they don't know where he lives anymore and he has only payed me £8.00....wow I love our justice system.
fecking turds could do more justice than those fat twat ponces in their fecking wigs n womens gowns
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PostPosted: 23:09 - 02 May 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Something called human rights stops us from doing this.

A bunch of laws setout by a bunch of people who didnt want a real job so became activists.

Twats.
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PostPosted: 00:12 - 03 May 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Which is always why I carry a knife.......
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PostPosted: 00:14 - 03 May 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kubotan for me.
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