Kicked a car...

[Cigaro]

...just needed to get this out, I'm not proud at all and should have kept my temper, now I'm shitting myself in case I get a visit from the police.

Basically I was coming out of the estate where I live, onto the main road, and traffic is stationary. I pulled in front of a green VW, there was plenty of space, and he started beeping and gesticulating and pulled up really close to the back of my bike.

Then as traffic started moving he drove up the inside of me! At that point I just saw red and booted his door quite hard (though I did look and there didn't appear to be any damage).

Next thing he stops the car and a young Asian lad gets out, starts going 'MOTHERFUCKER! FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER!". I didn't hang around. I did a U-turn and fucked off in the other direction.

Now the thing is, as I didn't do any damage to his car, and he was obviously driving like a prick, are the police likely to be involved?

Was I right to do this?

Feel like a tit now.

[SlimRick]

Deny, deny, deny - if he goes to the rozzers it's his word against yours and they will do absolutely bugger all....unless there's CCTV.

[Cigaro]

[Jai466]

If the car you pulled out in was green... where did the red car come from?

Tbh... i think you have nothing to worry about going to the popo would be too much hassle.

Was the Asian lad young?

[SlimRick]

So you kicked his door gently to notify him of your presence on the road then, he pulled up alongside you and clearly hadn't seen you at that point
I really doubt the police will give a fuck about it even if he does report it. Would be surprised if he isn't keeping an eye out for you again though.

[cicatrez]

lol I can imagine some skinny wirey asian boy with spiked up hair, slits on his eye brows and a shaving on the side of his head, with a diamond earring weighing his head down to one side, wearing white trainers, black jeans, and a tacky shirt getting all hyper active as he comes out the car.

would be funny to see
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[Bofh5]

unfortunately have to admit to a similar incident last night on the way home.

Was turning towards my road with parked cars on the right when a people carrier had stopped to let cars through decides that a bike would allow enough space to sqeeze through so goes for it forcing me toward the gutter.

New Kevlar gloves have claimed their first victim.

Felt semi guilty for about 30 seconds.
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[Nufkamp]

The only mistake you made was not twatting the arrogant little cunt for putting your safety at risk. As he was the one who left his vehicle, all testosterone and temper, you'd have had a clear cut case of self defense.
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[Cigaro]

[Bofh5]

the thing is...... if a car tw@ts you and then f@cks off while you are picking bits of you and the bike out of the gutter you might be lucky and get their plate but then its your word against theirs.

we are exposed to the elements and it doesn't take much to dump us on the floor where in a car it wouldn't be noticable.

car / van (especially UPS drivers) are in the warm comfy radio playing on the phone eating sweets cocoon and cut off by and large from the real world outside. The occasional shock to the their system is needed.

I'm not proud of ever twatting a car / van but sometimes sh1t happens.

Car drivers do resent bikes from making progress when they are stationary and can't resist the urge to give a little nudge just to make themselves feel better.
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[Matthie]

Don't feel like a tit. You should have stopped and taken his lesson further.

I have twatted a van once, was on the back on Jamie's bike and we were filtering past traffic queued at a railway crossing. The crossing went up as we were about halfway past the traffic, going nice and steady as traffic was coming the other way. This van was coming the other way and as he approached us he quite clearly pulled into the middle of the road so that his tyres were on the white line. As you can imagine that got quite close as there was stationary traffic in the left hand lane. Jamie did a good job of avoiding getting knocked off so I twatted the van as hard as I could as it went past, was a pretty loud bang. Only regret is that I didn't realise earlier and put my fist through his wing mirror to teach the cvnt a proper lesson. If we didn't have somewhere to be, we would have been straight after him.
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[s44678]

Just completely deny it.

In the unlikely even that someone whitnessed you do it, just say you stuck your leg out to balance yourself becuase you got startled by him appearing on your inside. And you were trying not to fall off. He shouldn't have been there.

But I really wouldn't worry about it.

[Rowey]

"I didn't kick his car officer. He preformed an illegal manoeuvre (under taking) without enough room and hit my foot".
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[rotax81]

so he was fighting for his place back and ran into your boot..... no problem.
he then got out of his car ranting and raving and you thought it was best to leave the scene..... no problem.

whats the problem?
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[Ste]

And people seem surprised when car/van drivers give bikes a hard time.

Hopefully it'll be the twats who go round kicking/hitting cars who'll be the ones that get knocked off by pissed off drivers. But the chances are it'll be someone who doesn't go kicking or punching cars.

[MinhDinh]

quite frankly it is kinad harsh but if you done it then don't feel guilty.

some times dwelling on past things can ruin a man
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[AchemaenianPr...]

Maybe you should carry a few paint bomb baloons and just throw it at their windscreens so they can't drive any more and can't get you number either

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[TheDonUK]

Sleep well tonight... No sarcasm intended, you wont hear about this again, just watch out for this guy if hes on your regular route me might swerve at you
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