What stunts can you do???

[warped one]

As title suggests.

For me it's basic ground stuff, like 100mph sat on the tank and sat on the pillion seat holding the grab rail, and on the 125 I used to be able to kneel on the tank backwards with no hands. And currently have been trying the whole surfing thing where your stood next to the bike and riding.

So enlighten me to what you can do, please i'm a bit bord of these right now and could do with a little bit more amusement.

Cheers

Warped
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[Catalyst]

Nothing, i'd rather keep it rubber side down

If i had enough money for a 2nd bike or had a crapper i'd do them though, why don't you try wheelys?
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[Renton]

Put my key in the ignition with one foot off the ground

I'm working on starting it one handed
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[Finglonga]

I can spot speed scameras before they flash.
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[Feasty]

I can ride one handed whilst using the other hand to hold down the 'ON' button for 2 secs on my Hot Grips...
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(7 year gap), BMW F650 (Relaxing ride). Aprilia Caponord ETV1000 (Big and bold). Yamaha FZS600 (got me in trouble too quick!).
Current: Yamaha TDM 900 (Comfy, light but big, power when needed).

[Aka Matt]

I can pull away with one hand on the acclerater and the other hand adjusting my sack

[GeorgeCBR]

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
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[salty21]

[The Shaggy D.A.]

I can roll a cigarette whilst steering with my knees.




Oh, hang on, that's in a car.
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[rac3r]

I can walk with my bike
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[MaybeGuy]

a bit ok at wheelies, reached about a ton on the back wheel a few times, havnt tried stoppies though as my brakes are wank.

i can burnout? dont do it though, as its fucking stupid.
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

[Handsome]

Wheelies, Endo's, Sit on the bars, Stand on the seat, that's about it...

Oh yeah, can do burn outs aswell, you have to pedal like fuck though...
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[Catalyst]

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[ms51ves3]

I once fishtailed my RX-S in the rain, I'm a stuntman now.

[prawny1]

rolling burn outs (no doughnuts thou)- no hand sitting on pillion seat whilst adjusting nuts- stand up no hands- small wheelie and endos- no handed sat on tank with legs out- ride side saddle like a girl thats about it.

[Tristan.]

I can let go of my bike and see how far it goes for it to have a tankslapper after about 12 feet.

Then have people point out to me there was a perfectly servicable bit of grass right next to me, rather than the disused airstrip I just did it on.

How many people have done that eh?

[JakeyR]

Err slow wheelies, fast wheelies, foot on the grabrail wheelies, highchairs (still learning them though i cant get them mega high) seat stander wheelies, one hander stoppies, rolling burnouts in quite tight circles, got shit loads i wanna learn yet though.

[MaybeGuy]

well i can flip mine at the traffic lights...
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

[Mac_Black]

I can do wheelies, standup wheelies (even on a cg too ),
Stoppies that last time were developing into rolling stoppies.
I can ride no handed and stood up/ sat on tank forever if I turn up the idle to 3.5k+, if not then I can still control a bike no handed including steering with body weight and clutchless downgears all the way down to about 10mph .

Kneedown does'nt count, but it does on a CG
Every man and his dog can so a burnout, I can do a doughnut but I would'nt say it looks very cool, and I'm not going to practise lol.

I like cresting humpback bridges if that counts

[TheDonUK]

I can stoppie decently.

Shite wheelies, more like pop the front up or crest a bridge than 7 mile long ones. I see stoppies as taking more control and fucking the bike less (presuming you dont endo)

Also yesterday i was riding along for while with the choke on having a good old sit up and stretch
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[Bishbash]

[dodger]

I can back a bike in Tony Elias style, that's all I really like doing tbh...
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