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[m0l0t0v]

[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

Best Thread Ever.
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[Matthie]

Pwned.
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Tutton says: I hate random hardons, they are so weird...

[Catalyst]

Dickhead .

For the record this was what my mate asked me at college today . He's a bit of a retard as you can probably tell!
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SlimRick - I can cook really well - but it's a useless skill, as I'm not a woman and it's their fucking job!

[Blackwolf]

[m0l0t0v]

That's not what you said on msn! And there's 3 witnesses other than me!
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**\Tarmacsurfer/** said: It's that immaculately manly coiffure of yours isn't it. One glimpse of your virile locks and the punters can't wait to buy whatever it is you suggest, as it might let them be just a little bit like the Adonis that is our very own Molly Doovydoo said: Its not my fault I can't get it up properly, I just wasn't blessed

[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

Yeah, we discussed how possible it really was.
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[Catalyst]

I wish i had a girlfriend....well actually i don't otherwise i'd be more broke than i already am.

Yes i said that because i don't know anything about the human body .
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SlimRick - I can cook really well - but it's a useless skill, as I'm not a woman and it's their fucking job!

[Flip]

[Blackwolf]

[Robby]

[Madmanx]

Interesting.

You've not seen her nipple yet but are curious to know if you can have a ham shank whilst buggering.

Was there supposed to be foreplay for a few months leading up to this crashendo?

What happened to the rimming and felching?
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[chillpill]

are you ment to put the balls in too ? please help me hurricane hollis

[Catalyst]

I can't even be bothered to get involved!

I was talking about my mate at college, don't have a girlfriend havn't for a while.

Believe or not 'cos i don't care
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SlimRick - I can cook really well - but it's a useless skill, as I'm not a woman and it's their fucking job!

[Blackwolf]

[Wave2k]

Like a virgin, touched for the very first time.....


like a viiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrgin, yea oooo.

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[The Shaggy D.A.]

Dear Auntie Hollis

I get a funny feeling in my peepee when I see a girl. Does this mean I'm pregnant now?

Please help.

Scared of Scunthorpe
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[Catalyst]

[The View Askew]

If i get a girl that I can fit my whole hand up her quiff, she is going.

If she had a tight shite chute i'd fire my load first, right in the bum.
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[The View Askew]

haha
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"Do what you always did, get what you always got"

[MinhDinh]

having a girl friend for 2.5 years and not seeing a nipple either means she must be super sexy, or she has a dildo.
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Hit the G spot.

[Ariel Badger]

[Finglonga]

Bumming, last time I heard that word I was 14 and at school taking the pi$$ out of a lad called Simon Gaye.

Didn't think kiddies still used the word Bumming.
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[Steve H]

Dear Auntie Hollis,

My thingy keeps going as hard as a piece of lego. Daddy hasn't yet come up with a suitable explanation although I did overhear him talking to Mummy and he mentioned that he was gonna go online to ask some of his biking friends for advice.

Something tells me that the forum he frequents might not return a sensible answer - What should I do? Should I make it point at Ice Cream, Sweets, Toys and other stuff that I like?

Master Shand (2 years old)
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[The Tot]

Dear autie hollis,

you see when i tea bag a girl, do i really dunk my plums into the girls mouth and for how long? The last time she done that, she tried to strain the "teabag" and it hurt... a LOT. She must have liked the taste of my scrotum.

Please can you get back to me, because the notion of impotence is playing on my mind.
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