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The Shaggy D.A.
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PostPosted: 13:52 - 24 Nov 2008    Post subject: Take one naked vicar... Reply with quote
..."hanging curtains". You just know an anal insertion accident is going to occur.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece

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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: “Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.

“But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way.”


So, discreet, professional and kind = selling the story to The Sun?
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Dragonfly
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PostPosted: 14:39 - 24 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
See I dont get how they say these things where accidents, unless he had an anus stretched like a porn star or elephant how the hell did the potato just pop up there Shocked And why hang curtains naked! likely tale.
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PostPosted: 14:29 - 25 Nov 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
"Whilst hanging the curtains an incident occured where my clothes were torn off by the curtain tieback and at the same time a young man offered me a potato..."

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