"Getting to know you"...

[Viper]

I still havent finished this damn essay, and wanna go to bed,
But I have just been sent the following in an email.....

I DID NOT WRITE IT !!
(Otherwise mine wouldn't have been as bad as it is!)

I thought it would help us all to 'get to know' one another!?!?!

I have picked out the few of you that i know the names of (or were as close to!) If i have forgotten u, let me know.

Enjoy............


* Andy - boring and has a small pecker.
* Andrew - gay and still has a small pecker.
* Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.
* Christian - very sexy and seductive (think 'Legends of the Fall').
* Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to
narcotics.
* Daniel - enjoys root vegetables in every orifice.
* Dylan - horny bastard, who can't sing.
* Ian - really popular but knows all the girls want him...yeh right!!!
* Keith - good person but annoying when he gets talking to you.
* Luke - seems to be sweet - Luke Solomons exactly!
* Phillip - stupid idiot who wishes he were cool.
* Richard - can't see his feet balls are to big.
* Russell - likes to play in the leaves which makes him an
arsehole.
* Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around.


* Annabelle - Doesn't wear knickers.
* Vicky - Likes Yoga. And Women.