took my girlfriend out for a romantic meal today... pics

[MaybeGuy]

we went to this beautiful country resteraunt, the service was excellent! would definatly go again... it was called ''hedgerow pheasantfuckery'' if you want to look it up.

we both had pheasant stew, although they werent plucked properly, it was still very dilectable.

on the way home however, there was much mirth and laughter when i noticed she had some pheasant stuck in between her teeth. ha ha har.

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after this, the cheeky little minx sneezed, and the rest of the pheasant bounced off the mirror i was cunningly preening myself with, and then shot off my shoulder and onto the road.

moral of the story:
it can be fun to play with your food.
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

[cal91]

wierd + random post!

Im guessing you were on a ride out and you hit a pheasant?
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[colin1]

i think you were lucky, i hit a pigeon, and it took a huge chunk out of my fairing, and that was just a pigeon.

https://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y156/colinwall/P1010150.jpg

To be honest I suspect its possible you didnt actually hit a pheasant, as I would have thought it would do some damage but as they look like flight weathers, maybe you did literally wing it.
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[MaybeGuy]

was going about 35mph, and might have rammed it as it flew in front of me arse end meeting mr. grill
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

[colin1]

fair enough
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[Timmeh]

I'm surprised those SRADs don't suck the tarmac off the roads, in all fairness.
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[owdamer]

I hit a family of pheasants with my mondeo. The 2 chicks didn't do much damage, but the hen punched a hole in my bumper a foot wide. Absolutely trashed it. Couldn't even stop and collect the dead bird for lunch is it was just over the brow of a hill and if i'd stopped i probably would have caused an accident. Hit another pheasant earlier this year just after i'd changed my car. luckily a focus bumper is made of stronger stuff so only got a slight scratch to show this time. Bloke who was tailgating me got the shock of his life when the pheasant explosion appeared from the back of my car and hit his front grill. Arsehole. if he hadn't been driving so close i probably would have spotted the damn bird earlier and taken avoiding action.

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[Faldo]

I dined at a similar restaurant earlier in the year.

The one I went to had peacock and pigeon on the menu!

Merrily riding down a country lane somewhere near Alton Towers, I spotted a peacock on the opposite side of the road. It was obvious the peacock was very sad and wanted to commit suicide. After a good handful of front brake, said peacock dived into the road. Fortunately a van was coming the other way. The peacock ended up 'bursting' under the van's O/S front wheel. It went off like a bomb. I was coated in blood and feathers, and must of looked like I was in fancy dress.

After plucking most of the feathers out of my leathers, and carrying on my rather spirited ride, I came round an 80mph left hander, only to have a small bird fly from the left, just miss my visor and implanting itself beak first into my right hand shoulder!

It dropped out of my shoulder and landed on my mirror. I had to wipe it off as I was riding. Not pheasant pleasant.
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[SoND]

I got cracked in the top right of my head while I was overtaking someone at about 90mph, it was some fooking thump.

My mate caught one under his window wiper one day.


Back on topic. I thought pheasants were bigger than that or maybe your girlfriend is just fat.
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[colin1]

[warped one]

Earlier this year me and the Gt wined and Dined on a nice tasty badger, but she's a mucky fucker and decided to clout the back of it with her front then slice and dice it whilst part of it was rammed in the front mud graud nad the rest was up the fairing.

We have also been know to take a fancy to the characters of Wind in the willows, we just have good old stote left and where good to go lol.

Cheers

Warped
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[colin1]

that seems a bit strong for someone who doesnt like it when someone says he walks like a girl

why dish it out if you are so touchy, and a third of the ratings you have given out are 'abusive' when they clearly werent ?

https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=1779404#1779404

to be honest, i cant be arsed to watch the vid to see if you do actually walk like a girl
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[MaybeGuy]

to all the above:

pics or its lies


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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

[Noxious89123]

I exploded a small bird at about a ton, hit it with my indicator + crash bung. Broke the indicator, but i think that makes it Bird 1 - Bike 1.

Was finding blood spatter and feathers inside toe fairings for ages after that
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[MaybeGuy]

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Your headlight bulb is out
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