A festive nob idea for all PA wearers

[Ariel Badger]

Now that Christmas is almost here I have come up with a nice little bit of kit to put your genitals into the mood to party and make merry.
You will need....
1. A PP3 battery and connector.
2. A 470R resistor.
3. Some fine well insulated wire.
4. Various sizes of shrink wrap.
5. A small switch.
6. A high intensity discharge flashing LED.
7. clear medical sticking tape
solder the wire to both legs of the LED and insulate them with shrink wrap. Put more shrink wrap of a larger size over the base rim of the LED and over the already insulated legs and shrink.
Remove your cock ring. Fold both wires back on themselves so that there are no sharp ends and poke them down the jap's eye and out of the hole from the piercing. Pull the LED into the bell-end. Using the switch, resistor battery etc wire to make a simple circuit, secure wire to the underside of the plonker with clear tape. You now have a policeman's helmet that flashes like Rudolph's nose at the flick of a switch.
Enjoy.
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[hellkat]

PIX or it didnt happen.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Moonie]

I swore after last time not to attatch batteries to the metal in my penis, and I intend on sticking to that
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[Ariel Badger]

I did it a couple of years ago and it was fun down the pub but no pictures. I have a carol service this Sunday and I might give it a go again. The reason for the double shrink insulation is to protect the old chap from shocks, you could try gobbing a load of silicon grease on it as well but if it reacts with you winkie and makes it go black and fall off do not blame me.
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[Moonie]

Got a party tomorrow night, might give it a go if I can nab the stuff from the DT department tomorrow and make it in time.

I will not however be posting pics, sorry to dissapoint
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[Ariel Badger]

The long wire on the LED is + and if you get polarity wrong it will not work. Trim the LED wires back and solder the more flexable wires to the stubs, this will make it a lot easier to insert.
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[Moonie]

I did Electronics GCSE, should be able to make it half decent

Wasn't planning on leaving the big spikey legs sticking out either, I can imagine that being rather uncomfortable
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[Whosthedaddy]

Can I not just hang the mistletoe off of the end? Wheres the romance these days?

[DEN MONKEY]

not mine by the way
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meh

[UnknownStuntm...]

Phooone hooooooooome

[Visitor Q]

What happens when you're bursting for a piss
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[stinkwheel]

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