I've Never...

[Renton]

So I'm assuming most have either played, or heard of the game.
(I am aware it's primarily a drinking game so don't bother trying to be smart, I'm just aiming for everyone to have a little fun)


Here's how the online version will work,
If someone posts something you have done, quote their post and add a after. (Unfortunately there is no drink emoticon that will be readily available for everyone)

You can carry your emoticons on in each post if you wish, or post a single one with each reply.


For users who don't know the game, it's simple:
Someone will post "I've never..." and carry that one with something they have never done, if you have...drink up (or in this version, post up). Feel free to post your own "I've never" as well, it can be about anything you like.



So let's start...


I've never done a bungee jump.
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This is my motorcycle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine.
Without me, my motorcycle is useless. Without my motorcycle, I am useless.

[Fisty]

Ive never understood the point of this.
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Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret

[The View Askew]

[Shaun]

There's fuck all point to this, even when playing it whilst drinking it's not about what people have done, just an excuse to get people drinking quicker.

[lllN30lll]

I've never.. clicked such a boring thread.
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Turbo R1
CRF450R

[The View Askew]

[Fisty]

Ive never Jizzed in my pants.
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Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret

[Renton]

OK, fail...fuck it.
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This is my motorcycle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine.
Without me, my motorcycle is useless. Without my motorcycle, I am useless.

[Fisty]

[Renton]

That's not what I meant but...
Not through want of trying.
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This is my motorcycle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine.
Without me, my motorcycle is useless. Without my motorcycle, I am useless.

[lllN30lll]

[Fisty]

Who won?
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Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret

[Mudskipper]

[Renton]

Why did the grumpy ones have to give it an early death I'm bored, and wanted something to take my mind off the crap I've got going on at the mo.
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This is my motorcycle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine.
Without me, my motorcycle is useless. Without my motorcycle, I am useless.

[Flip]

[Feasty]

I was playing 'I have never...' with my missus, a mate and his girlfriend a few years ago.

My missus came up with something like 'I have never fancied someone I work with' (can't remember the exact line now) and my mate had a drink whilst his then girlfriend just stared at him. Apparently they rowed over this all the way home and split a couple of days later.

He realises now she was a cow and he never should have been with her in the first place...
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(7 year gap), BMW F650 (Relaxing ride). Aprilia Caponord ETV1000 (Big and bold). Yamaha FZS600 (got me in trouble too quick!).
Current: Yamaha TDM 900 (Comfy, light but big, power when needed).