LoL, I Just S**t Myself

[Scotty]

Ok ok, i just crapped myself.

I was on the bike, having a bit of a blast into sutton, about a mile and a half away to get out of the house from the evil evil college work.
Anyway coming back i gave the bike a bit of stick,
and over took a few cars in a 40 zone,

I know the road well anyway, but the overtaking was a bit daft and not needed but i did it anyway.

The problem was i was just in my jeans and trainers, so already i look like a pikey.
I managed to hit 80mph down this road i know, its bad but bleh we've all done it,

Anyway i looked in my mirrors and noticed quite a bright light, another biker with the head light on.

ok no probs, then i notice the flashing blue lights...

ho...shit. I thought thats it bollocking time as he rode very close to me.
i was about to pull over as he went infront of me, still thinking he'll pull me over, his seen i've been speeding and over taking.

Then he carries on straight ahead, and i've slowed down to about 20mph by then.
I absoultly cacked myself, lol.
and then noticed the signs on the side of his motorbike...

PARAMEDIC...

Thank Fuck is all can say.

Scotty
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Regards
Scott

[craigT19]

Dont worry mate i doubt your the first, or the last to have done that.

Have some clean pants
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[Annabella]

How many times have I sat behind a friggin' paramedic on the motorway (because I'm blind and can't tell the difference between paramedic and police)!




Now then Scotty - what have I told you about riding in trainers. I hope you had socks on? Eh?
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[Scotty]

[Kris]

scotty

we've all been there... bloody paramedics imitating plod Grrr

Last time I shit meself I was on the NSR having a bit of a hack with a mate. Came to this hill which goes past some sixth form girls school block Down the hill we go, take one hand off the handlebars to lift up the visor to have a good perv. Must have been doing 60+ at this point. Too busy looking at skirt to notice a **feckin huge** crater in the road - hit it full on, bars slap real bad, just about stay on with my one hand, almost crashed, girlies laughing at me....

nuff said
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[Scotty]

You could have just used your huge feet as stabilizers!

On another note i've done something similar, looking / perving,
the the car infront brakes...

Ahh crap!! then you stop as the forks have gone half way into the ground, and then the good old sigh of relief!
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Scott

[Kris]

Haha yea that one too

My mate neil once nearly crashed 'cos he was too busy looking at clouds. The car in front braked and he nearly smashed into the back of it I said "Wtf were you doing????" It turns out some cloud looked just like a face...
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[Hex]

[dainesefreak]

Nearly went up the kerb outside Sutton Girls school at kicking out time, hit the drain and kerb before I knew what was happening.

[Scotty]

[Annabella]

So that's why they directed the Hells Angels' funeral procession past my school......


Gav - NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO please. No more.
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[dainesefreak]

Down Jockey Road, stopping for queue of traffic at lights, time for a quick glance - turned into a stare and the kerb!

[Annabella]

Men - honestly.

You complain why women have cheaper insurance? I think this explains it all!
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[Hex]

I cant even argue that point on our behalf boys as I must admit if its about that time on my way home I will ride by the college
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[dainesefreak]

I don't complain any more, I'm old, my insurance isn't too bad now.

[Deano]

I've had this a few times blue lights behind me en all I don't really shit myself but just start thinking of a good excuse if i get pulled.
them paramedics do annoy me but i always overtake them if i think I should without no hesitation!
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[Hex]

how old are you?
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[dainesefreak]

31 in a couple of months.

[Scotty]

[Hex]

wow you are old

I must admit my insurance aint bad at all since I'm 25
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[hopoffbaby]

i had a scare involving women. was going round a corner and there were soem girls (fit) staring at me so i have a good look back at them. when i turn my head in about 2 meatres from a big fucking balard in the road. i swerved and cliped the side of it. when i stop to look at the damage i see the girls laughing .

[dainesefreak]

Hopefully have 6 years NCB in a couple of months too if I win my claim 100%.

[Hex]

only got the 1 years NCB

fingers crossed for you mate
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[Scotty]

[dainesefreak]

Hex - What bike have you got?