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5v3d3b0
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PostPosted: 07:33 - 11 Jan 2009    Post subject: My friend is a problem Reply with quote

Right. One of my closest friends is the typical guy that is always really touchy with girls, always flirting with everyone etc.
It hasn't affected me at all because I was with my girlfriend for 3 and a half years. Now however I've been going out with the lads since I broke up with my girlfriend.
The thing is, since he is so touchy and slimey with all the girls, it kind of removes emphasis from me when I'm going for someone. Cause he'd have been there a few minutes before acting like a wanker and the girl will already think I'm the same.
Basically he is an indirect cockblocker, and I don't know what to tell him. Last night he didn't tag along cause he was skiing, and everyone just seemed to have a more relaxed time, cause he wasn't all over the girls, so they were more calmed down, and the guys were more confident that he wouldn't come touchy as soon as they go to the bathroom...
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PostPosted: 11:17 - 11 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Easy answer, change who you class as your friends. Problem solved.
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PostPosted: 14:00 - 11 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Use HIS slimey tactics to your advantage...go up to the girls he's slimed and apologise for his behaviour, it could be a good way for you to get a conversation started...and they might be happy for you to hang around a little longer to keep him away!
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PostPosted: 14:38 - 11 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clanger wrote:
Use HIS slimey tactics to your advantage...go up to the girls he's slimed and apologise for his behaviour, it could be a good way for you to get a conversation started...and they might be happy for you to hang around a little longer to keep him away!

Bingo, its a perfect set up! you couldnt ask for a better situation, "hi sorry about him he's a complete fuckwit, he hasnt bothered you too much has he? Would you like a drink?"
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PostPosted: 15:44 - 11 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now that you put it this way that IS a good tactic.
"Let's go sit down and he won't come back..."
Another problem I have is another mate has a really fit sister who I have a lot of chemistry with. My head says no but my cock says yes. It's pretty weird being his sister and all....
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PostPosted: 17:42 - 11 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not to sound too rude, but is there anything in your life that you act upon without consulting the oracle of BCF... ?
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PostPosted: 18:36 - 11 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 18:45 - 11 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

You could really do with telling him about it, and how no one likes the way he acts, because at some stage he'll do it to a woman and get his head kicked in by somebodys bloke...
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PostPosted: 18:57 - 11 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Svedebo wrote:
Now that you put it this way that IS a good tactic.
"Let's go sit down and he won't come back..."
Another problem I have is another mate has a really fit sister who I have a lot of chemistry with. My head says no but my cock says yes. It's pretty weird being his sister and all....

Shag the sister, tell him later whilst pants arnt round ankles! I dunno if it was me i'd just do it an stop thinkin bout everyone else, fuck it, its your life, if she likes you an you like her then whats the big deal?
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PostPosted: 21:15 - 11 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

She is a virgin and I just wanna shag...
I don't want her falling for me cause I'm just gonna hurt her and then I'll really have fucked things up.
I think I'm just gonna try to stay away and go for others. Not worth losing a good friend for some pussy...
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PostPosted: 00:47 - 12 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

sickpup wrote:
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PostPosted: 01:51 - 12 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sickpup if you have a personal problem with me then don't enter my threads. If you don't then stop acting like you do
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PostPosted: 11:23 - 12 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Svedebo wrote:
Sickpup if you have a personal problem with me then don't enter my threads. If you don't then stop acting like you do


No no no no no no no. I don't have a personal problem with you I'm trying to teach you humility.

You need to stop with the me me me me me me me attitude that you seem to have at the moment. It's boring and will mean you end up with no friends.
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PostPosted: 13:07 - 12 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

how many times must we ride this merry go round of svedebos love life??????

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he is so touchy and slimey with all the girls


tell him he's a cock!

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mate has a really fit sister who I have a lot of chemistry with


so shag her, get it over and done with.

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She is a virgin and I just wanna shag...


so tell her you just want a shag, if she says no move on.

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Not to sound too rude, but is there anything in your life that you act upon without consulting the oracle of BCF... ?


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PostPosted: 00:04 - 13 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

mooserx wrote:
Wrote some stuff...

You dont really have to post if he bugs you... If he made a post saying your a twat, then maybe? but hes asking for a bit of help tbh.

As to the OP, fair enough but seing as girls have let you down why not just chill out with your mates which would be a much better pass time then hunting for slags tbh. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 09:57 - 14 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

XlonewolfX wrote:
mooserx wrote:
Wrote some stuff...

You dont really have to post if he bugs you... If he made a post saying your a twat, then maybe? but hes asking for a bit of help tbh.

As to the OP, fair enough but seing as girls have let you down why not just chill out with your mates which would be a much better pass time then hunting for slags tbh.
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I think Sveginas a bit of a fag and needs to man up.


But. How dare you Blaspheme Mr Wolf!

You can hang out with mates whilst hunting for slags Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:40 - 14 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clanger wrote:
Use HIS slimey tactics to your advantage...go up to the girls he's slimed and apologise for his behaviour, it could be a good way for you to get a conversation started...and they might be happy for you to hang around a little longer to keep him away!


Spot on. Girls dont like slimers they like the nice one so you could have them turning to you. Use your head man Wink Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 11:12 - 14 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Svedebo fucks me right off. I reckon he's pretty fake. Really he has no mates and wishes he had mates to hate.

It's all ME me ME me ME me ME!!!!
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PostPosted: 17:00 - 14 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fawbish wrote:



I think Sveginas a bit of a fag and needs to man up.


But. How dare you Blaspheme Mr Wolf!

You can hang out with mates whilst hunting for slags Laughing

Yes! How dare you Mr urm... BISH! Thumbs Up Wink
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PostPosted: 17:26 - 14 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

1/ Save this somewhere

2/ Put a time lock on it

3/ Look at in five or even ten years

4/ Laugh at yourself
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PostPosted: 18:06 - 14 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kal wrote:
1/ Save this somewhere

2/ Put a time lock on it

3/ Look at in five or even ten years

4/ Laugh at yourself


I funnily enough have a lot of chat logs from when I was 15 ish kicking about on an old back up disk.

Embarassed

Painful.
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PostPosted: 18:18 - 14 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

bonny_ricardo wrote:


I funnily enough have a lot of chat logs from when I was 15 ish kicking about on an old back up disk.

Embarassed

Painful.

Rubs back of head... yea... me too. Thumbs Down
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PostPosted: 18:44 - 14 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kal wrote:
1/ Save this somewhere

2/ Put a time lock on it

3/ Look at in five or even ten years

4/ Laugh at yourself


You can rest assured that an awful lot of threads like this end up in my shame folder.
So in the offchance the current BCF underclass grow up and stick around for a few years, I can mock them. Birthday threads will be useful for this, their shame will go some way towards repaying the debt of posting such tripe.

Svedbo, sew up your mangina.
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PostPosted: 19:21 - 14 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

if the advice here is followed, and results in sex.
that means you got sex through BCF

thats even worse than meeting up with someone online,
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PostPosted: 19:33 - 14 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

robby wrote:

You can rest assured that an awful lot of threads like this end up in my shame folder.
So in the offchance the current BCF underclass grow up and stick around for a few years, I can mock them. Birthday threads will be useful for this, their shame will go some way towards repaying the debt of posting such tripe.

Svedbo, sew up your mangina.

The stalker files, with your host, robby.

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