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mistergixer
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PostPosted: 17:26 - 19 Feb 2009    Post subject: Facebook users, you'll go mad or get cancer - it's official! Reply with quote
Press Association Release here

Dr Aric Sigman wrote:
Sites such as Facebook set out to enrich social lives, but end up keeping people apart, according to Dr Aric Sigman.

Lack of "real" social networking, involving face-to-face interaction, may have wide-ranging biological effects, he argues.

Evidence suggests that it could alter the way genes work, upset immune responses, hormone levels, and the function of arteries, and influence mental performance, says Dr Sigman.

This could increase the risk of health problems as serious as cancer, strokes, heart disease, and dementia.



It's also reported in the Daily Mail, so it MUST be true!

So Facebookers...go mad, get cancer, or both - whaddya gonna do?
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PostPosted: 17:35 - 19 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
What if you're mad already?

Does that mean you can only get cancer?

Or does it mean that you've pre-ticked the box for the mad option, and can continue as you were, so to speak.

Cos if so, I know where I'm placed Wink
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PostPosted: 17:37 - 19 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Blimey, imagine what BCF will do to you then.
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PostPosted: 17:39 - 19 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
What if you're mad already?

Does that mean you can only get cancer?

Or does it mean that you've pre-ticked the box for the mad option, and can continue as you were, so to speak.

Cos if so, I know where I'm placed Wink


Excellent question and I like your thoery. I dont think the cancer applies to us. Well defo not you as you have more apps than me. I must brush up on my madness a bit as I dont fancy cancer.

Ps I just Joined the Jason Statham fan group , he is also my friend on facebook. (this is me brushing up on my madness by the way) oh oh lets stalk him together! Idea
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PostPosted: 17:59 - 19 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
So much information...so many pictures...so much insight into your life...all easily available to exploit, it's asking for trouble. Social networking = FAIL.
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PostPosted: 18:16 - 19 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
i had the horror of looking at all the facebookjunkies and laughing heartily until i realised i was one too! Shocked now i avoid it at all costs. plus 94% of my 'friends' on facebook are old school enemies. keep them closer than friends so i can avoid them. Wink it's good for perving though Cool
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PostPosted: 19:01 - 19 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Joe wrote:
Blimey, imagine what BCF will do to you then.


my moneys on aids . no , super aids !
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PostPosted: 19:03 - 19 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
chillpill wrote:
Joe wrote:
Blimey, imagine what BCF will do to you then.


my moneys on aids . no , super aids !


Good AIDS or bad AIDS?
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chillpill
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PostPosted: 19:18 - 19 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
you can get bad aids ?
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Dragonfly
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PostPosted: 19:21 - 19 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
chillpill wrote:
you can get bad aids ?

Depends on your karma level.
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Too many BCF hours will mong yer head, but we offset that by being bikers


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PostPosted: 21:31 - 19 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Joe wrote:
Blimey, imagine what BCF will do to you then.


Bugger...beaten to it!
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mistergixer
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PostPosted: 09:25 - 20 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
chillpill wrote:
you can get bad aids ?


Of course you can.

AIDS from blood transfusion, sex with a buurd, biting someone's ear off in a fight = good AIDS.

AIDS from intravenous drug use and/or bumming monkeys = bad AIDS.

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PostPosted: 10:10 - 20 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
mistergixer wrote:

AIDS from blood transfusion, sex with a buurd, biting someone's ear off in a fight = good AIDS.

AIDS from intravenous drug use and/or bumming monkeys = bad AIDS.


The real bad aids is malarian jungle aids.

Only get it the once though, happy days Thumbs Up
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