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Kal
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PostPosted: 14:52 - 19 Feb 2009    Post subject: Tomb Raider - Anniversary Reply with quote

I was bought this a little while ago and as I recently finished Lego: Star Wars (an awesome, awesome game!) I slipped into the Wii

OMG!


Lara's arse is perfect, and they actually animated her nipples!!!

I *may* never buy porn again!


sorry, needed to share my excitment...
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PostPosted: 15:28 - 19 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Neutral People still buy porn?



Laughing Know what you mean though. Theres just something animalistic about wanting to utterly decimate Lara. Even if she is a little 2D.
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PostPosted: 15:34 - 19 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Change her into an outfit with a plunging neckline then make her crawl towards the camera. Her knees push her breasts around in a quite entertaining manner... hur hur...

...whimper..


Can hardly believe I just typed that... Embarassed
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Kal
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PostPosted: 15:37 - 19 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fawbish wrote:
Neutral People still buy porn?



Laughing Know what you mean though. Theres just something animalistic about wanting to utterly decimate Lara. Even if she is a little 2D.


Aye, my Dad got wise to me stealing his...

As for Lara being a bit 2D, well I discovered the button that spins the camera round her, up and down her last night.

I didn't get any further with the game for twenty minutes...
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PostPosted: 15:52 - 19 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:12 - 19 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

*Logs on to play*

I've always wondered why Lara Croft is so alluring. It finally came to me, one drunken night, during a conversation with another avid Lara fan.

She's a hot girl, who does what ever you tell her to do. Try finding that in real life!
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PostPosted: 16:21 - 19 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

And you can drown her if you get bored. Twisted Evil






...too far? Shocked Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:29 - 19 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

The scream and the snap on the neck when you swan dived her off something onto dry land was special.

*fap fap*
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