Ideas of what to get me mum for her Birthday

[chris-red]

Right I hate having to get my mum prezzies, I have no idea what she likes. Anyway she is 54 (I think) and I'm looking for idea at what to get her at about £40.


Thankyouplease.


and no dildos.
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[The Original Muzza]

Anal beads
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[Steve H]

A son with some fockin' imagination?
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[chris-red]

I thinking a quiet hair dryer as she keeps aking me up with hers, it's win win.
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Well, you know what they say. If you want to save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down the stairs.
Skudd:- Perhaps she just thinks you are a window licker and is being nice just in case she becomes another Jill Dando.
WANTED:- Fujinon (Fuji) M42 (Screw on) lenses, let me know if you have anything.

[killa]

I found a shop in my town called 'the cheese works' i had 5 local cheeses, 2 small pots of chutney in a presentation box. I got a bottle of something she likes too, all in, £25.
The quality of the goods were impressive.
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[s44678]

A spa day or something like that? Some beauty treatments or other stuff that women like? £40 should get something decent.

Fuck getting her some plastic Chinese made junk from the Argos catalogue. There's enough of that crap in the world already.

Anyway when she's out having the spa day you can knock one out in the living room without fear of interruption- so it's still a win win.

[killa]

Full body swedish massage is £40 an hour.
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