Porky Biker in 1 piece race suit *Pics now attached*

[Bigbaggiesbik...]

Right, "My Mate" went out for a little pootle yesturday and ended up at the pondarosa at the horse shoe pass.

I, umm I mean he gets off the bike and has a wonder around browsing at the other bikes and generally soaking the lovely warm sun up.

Takes a wonder in the cafe to grab a bite to eat and coffee etc and kindly holds the door open for an elderly couple and what appeared to be their grandson.

They trot off going about their business and I, ahem, I mean he goes of to grab a coffee.


Upon walking back to sit in his seat he trots past the family he had just held the door open for, as he walks past, the little lad says "Grandad, look at that fat biker in the blue suit, isnt he big !" at the top of his voice! The grandparents went bright red and frantically hushed the little lad up.

I, ahem, I mean my mate looks at the little kid and couldnt help but chuckle, wanted to grab the little scrote but I thought it was pretty funny and most defonately somthing I would have and most proberly did when I was a wee lad.

Anyway, i just thought I would embarress me, whoops I mean him for all you to have a chuckle at!

Any similar stories?

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01/03/09

Right some of you lot wanted pics to have a chuckle at!

Here you go!

Got the Mrs to take it before my little spin to the cafe at quatford.
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[gray84]

got no stories but for some reason i wanna see a pic of you leathered up
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Dirt bike - 1989 HONDA CR80sw(SOLD) 1996 YAMAHA YZ125(SOLD) 2006 yamaha yz250(SOLD)

[Bigbaggiesbik...]

Haha.

Nowt to see here.... Move along.
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[OssY]

[Bigbaggiesbik...]

[Moonie]

When I had my mohican I went to the primary school where my mum teaches to drop some stuff off and it was dropping off time for the kids, most of them were looking at my hair, and one mum said "look, he's got purple hair, isn't that good?" to her kid, at which point he said "dad said he looks like a nob".

I just laughed and watched the dad go redder and redder
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[eddyh]

https://www.oddpic.com/data/516/memento.jpg

[pyx_e]

One pice suits are for those little feckers who really take track days seriously and can ride like the wind. On anybody else (esp porkers) they look fecking stupid, as bad as stick on ears on your helmet.

We want PICS!!!!!!!
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Shiney!
Kawasaki: ER5, Versys, VN900.

[kitty kat]

Nothing wrong with stick on ears on your helmet
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[Bikeless]

Don't say you've got the tail bit aswell,

[gray84]

[jack_zxr400]

lol that poor bike and suspension
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Current Bike: R6
Test Date: 8/8/2008-PASSED

[T0MMY]

Look at his tiny little knee slider
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[AppleJoe]

I bet that bike has similar accelaration to me on a 125
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Previously: '56 YBR125 - Current: K1 SV650S

[pikestar]

Larger people in leathers is like balding men with comb overs.
Surely there reaches a point where you should take the bull by the horns and shave it. Or in this case buy a harley?

[Moonie]

Jesus it's a ZX12 too!

Looks like me sitting on an RS50
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[Tonka]

[Ghost]

I think only slim athletic people should buy one piece leathers, otherwise, lose weight before you wear them and ride your bike so as not to offend the eyes of others

One step away from the fat chick in a thong. Ugh, put it away

[wristjob]

imagine being passed by him through some twisties.
you would feel a bit daft regardless of how good you look in your leathers.

however that does look like a guy in a cow suit

[Polarbear]

It brings a new meaning to the term double bubble
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[Skudd]

Why do you think textiles BMW GS, Varaderos, Vstroms were invented? For us larger males. Fat bikers bounce better.
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[teampots]

[Bigbaggiesbik...]

Had a right little chuckle at that pic! It looks like a dinky toy underneath him.

Now dont get your hopes up folks! I am not that much of a porker, not a skinny lad but can still buy off the peg!

When I get some pics with kit / bike I will upload them.


Skudd, i noticed you missed sv1000s in that list? is it too scary for you? but you are right fat bikers do bounce better! I have proved that!
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[Bigbaggiesbik...]

Pics now uploaded!
In original post at the top.
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[pyx_e]

Well you are not as big as the bloke in the other picture. Well built my mum would say, but then she always was a chubby-chaser.
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Kawasaki: ER5, Versys, VN900.