What a weekend :D

[CaNsA]

On friday night i get told i have to get to Aberystwyth for Saturday night about 10bells. I give my mate legsy a call @ 10pm on friday and ask hi if he wants to ride down with me

He is fukin steamin, totally hammered but says yeah baby, gogogo

I do my das on the sat then give legsy a call who doesnt remember a single thing about the chat we had the night before. within 55min he is ready to go and im outside his and we head off.

3 1/2 hours it took form liverpool to Aber at night. Fukin awesome ride down, perfect roads, everything was so "fluid" not a hitch, wasnt cold, it was a stunning ride.

We get there, get hammered and pass out. 9am the next morning we get woken up and go for breakfast with mates and have a a laff. 12pm we goto the golf club where we left our bikes and get a move on. 10 mins outside Aber this arsehole in a silver volvo estate sits on my arse for about 3miles through the NSL roads (luckily i can only get 60 out of the 125) then overtakes with tiny "blues n twos" in the rear window. Fukin copper. I knew he was gonna get legsy, dunno why just had a feeling.

I can see legsy about a mile ahead of me on his cbr600 and he is giving it the beans. it a stunning day, not to hot, sunny, roads were grippy, he was on form and in that zone.

I Finally catch up with the volvo and legsy in a village where the volvo is infront of me, then a car after that then legsy, then a slow moving van. Legsy takes a peak, tucks in and overtakes. fukin hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooons it up the road. The volvo lights up and starts screaming, and so the chase begins.

So im pootling along expecting to see legsy on the side of the road within 5mins.

10 mins

20mins

25mins up the road i finally see the happy couple in a laybay. I pull over and start takin the piss out of Legsy.

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The copper said that the camera couldnt lock onto legsy down the twisties, and the Volvo T5 is a beafy car. "You must have been going about 90 round them corners, and i seen you scrape your pegs" the copper said. Legsy was fukin made up

3 points for crossing a single white line or summin and a £60 fine later we set off, get all the way to chester via dolgellu, bala and some other place we get just past the north gate arena and approach the main round about. we filter to the front while the lights are red and indicate while legsy pokes his nose infront of a car. The woman looks at me, then looks at legsy, the lights go amber and legsy starts to move off, so does the woman. I seen this in slow motion, proper matrix style bullet time, she gonna hit him i thought. She slams on, he slams on, no contact, legsy looses balance and the CBR that he has owned for 4weex and is/was in mint condition is soon on the floor. The woman fucks off. i help legsy pick his bike up and see that the bike has dropped its guts all over the centre of the road. we push it to the side of the road and call the coppers cos the Highways Agency need to clear it up, really dangerous place for an oil spill. I tell the other bikers to watch out for it as i see them filtering. More coppers arrive and shutdown the round-about for about 20mins while we move legsy's bike to a safe location, just outside the mecca bingo hall for those that know it. Legsy gets on the phone to the RAC which he has been with for 5yrs only to be told that it will 150 to get him and the bike home. He is fuming, well pissed off.

we inspect the damage and find a cracked engine casing, smashed rear left indi, and a tiny scratch on the fairing. Got off lightly for what happened.

By this time im bursting for a piss, so im walking past the mecca and see a bloke in a Celtic FC top, im a huge celtic fan and ask him the score cos it was derby day. he tells me we won 2-0 which was nice, and points to the Celtic heavy "Catholic Social Club" across the road.

I say cheers and walk over to the club, members only it says on the door. I ring the bell and a bloke opens it and says "Sorry mate, members only." I say "I'm not a member mate, but i have this." and i show him my Celtic FC tattoo on my chest. Im welcomed in with open arms. I have a slash then go to the bar and ask the bloke if there is anyone that has a van we can hire for a couple of hours. "nopes fella, everyone is fukin hammered today" Which is what i expected, but the landlord, John the Man, heard about my ink and came over to inspect it. He was very impressed and said we can store the bikes in the back yard next to the bowling green if we want. RESULT!!!!!!

I go get legsy, who has been takin the piss out my CFC Tattoo since ive known him i might add, and tell him what the plan is and he fukin gobsmaked. He pushes his bike down the road and we put them in the backyard, lock them up. i call work to say i wont be in on monday and we proceed to get absolutely steamingly arsehole pissed while we wait for Legsy's dad to come pick us up.

As i write this up i am sitting in bed with a killer hangover for the 2nd day running waiting for Legsy to pick me up in a van so we can go get his bike.

All in all, good weekend, glad Legsy got off lightly cos he could have been banned and killed. Could have been alot worse.

CaNsA

[kawakid]

Pitty about the points, but 3 points isn't too bad.

I'm always on the look out for Old bill, but a car like that is soo non discript in the rear view. Fair enough in front I could see the 3 aerials and camera.

I probably tend to speed on roads where there are no other traffic at all. I might do 70 or 80 at times.

Saying that on my bikesafe, I was doing 70+ following a copper on windy roads.

I've had an engine casing go, cost about £20 & the gasket.

What I did when I dropped it was to get lots of earth and soil from the side of the roads and used that to mop up all the oil.
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[Devans]

Sounds like a messy weekend xD

Glad he got off lightly, and wasn't hurt

great story too mate

[metalangel]

A proper adventure. Nice!
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[Legsy.]

An expensive day for me, all in all!

Ah well, lesson learned.



Ticket for riding like a twat: £60
New engine casing and joint: £50
New oil and filter: £30
Van hire to get my bike home: £55
Ending the night getting wankered in an Irish bar on Derby day: PRICELESS!

[jack_zxr400]

wow sounds eventful XD

nice
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[kawashima]

No way! I can't believe the woman didn't help him. What a selfish driver.
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[McGee]

Didn't read it all to early for that.

Did he ask for proof.

I reckon he could of got out of it.
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[Mr.Everready]

Copper said he did, that's all that's needed I'm afraid.
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[McGee]

[L-Jam]

Good story man, funny as fuck photo aswell how did you manage to take that haha

But, please call Legsy something else some times it was getting on my tits reading his name every 10 seconds
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[cjpcarpentry]

love that story mate first class!!